There's no room for demons when you're self-possessed.
If my life wasn't funny, it would just be true, and that's unacceptable.
Instant gratification takes too long.
Unfortunately, it hurts all three of my feelings.
Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.
I was born on October 21, 1956 in Burbank, California. My father, Eddie Fisher, was a famous singer. My mother, Debbie Reynolds, was a movie star. Her best-known role was in 'Singin' In The Rain.'
I really love the internet. They say chat-rooms are the trailer park of the internet but I find it amazing.
What I wrote all the time when I was a kid - I don't want to call it 'poetry,' because it wasn't poetry. I was not that kind of a writer. I was a rhymer. I was a fan of Dorothy Parker's, so maybe I wr...
It's the most amazing thing to be able to forgive.
Youth and beauty are not accomplishments. They're the temporary happy byproducts of time and/or DNA. Don't hold your breath for either.
I don't think Christmas is necessarily about things. It's about being good to one another, it's about the Christian ethic, it's about kindness.
It's a man's world and show business is a man's meal, with women generously sprinkled through it like overqualified spice.
She has been more than a mother than me - not much, but definitely more... She's been an unsolicited stylist, interior decorator and marriage counselor... Admittedly, I found it difficult to share my...
You knew how humiliating that is as an experience for celebrities to be less of a celebrity. There's no class to adjust to being less famous, and you don't think you have to worry about it. But you do...
Revenge may not be a particularly high consciousness-oriented activity.
I think that the truth is a really stern taskmistress.
I have a mess in my head sometimes, and there's something very satisfying about putting it into words. Certainly it's not something that you're in charge of, necessarily, but writing about it, putting...
I trust myself. I trust my instincts. I know what I'm gonna do, what I can do, what I can't do. I've been through a lot, and I could go through more, but I hope I don't have to. But if I did, I'd be a...
Movies are dreams! And they work on you subliminally.
Going to AA helped me to see that there were other people who had problems that had found a way to talk about them and find relief and humor through that.