“ Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh. Aniruddha Sastikar
“ Collectivism is the best solution for a society in harmony. It will be a success when you find a living being, plant or microorganism that it can be applied to. Hasse Jerner
“ I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent marker and sneak over and write underneath it "so does cot death". Tim Minchin
“ Since I've moved here, you have shown up at my door eight times. I obey the laws, I pay my taxes, and I haven't even gotten a parking ticket in my entire time as a driver. Yet if anything at all happe… Ilona Andrews
“ I ken who you are! You're Strathfearn's granddaughter. Julie Stuart, is it? Och, aye, Lady Julia! Well then, Lady Julia, tell me -- who don't you deserve a glass of water? Elizabeth Wein
“ Using love as a bait and replacing respect with ego-pampering makes you a skillful social animal; unfortunately, all kinds of animals are less evolved than human beings. Would you like to evolve? Saurabh Sharma
“ Amy, Dan, and Nellie were sitting at a table in a conference room, examining reproductions of Franklin documents-some so rare, the librarians told her, the only copies existed in Paris. Yeah, here's a… Rick Riordan
“ Anyone that says his mind will be probably regarded a fool, but the true artist is not moved by the comments about the looks of his painting or remarks that are dreadfully sarcastic, but hearken now!… Michael Bassey Johnson
“ Why do you have a cigarette lighter in your glove compartment? her husband, Jack, asked her. I'm bored with knitting. I've taken up arson Audrey Niffenegger
“ Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? Youtake delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.""You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves.… Jane Austen
“ Sebastian just smiled. I could hear your heart beating, he said softly. When you were watching me with Valentine. Did it bother you?That you seem to be dating my dad? Jace shrugged. You’re a little yo… Cassandra Clare
“ Yes, I was standing on nothing but congealed starlight. Yes, I was walking up through a savage storm, the wind threatening to tear me off and throw me into the freezing waters of Lake Michigan far bel… Jim Butcher
“ I opened my eyes really wide and fluttered my eyelashes at him. "I'm sorry, I must've missed your coronation ceremony. Silly me." from Clean Sweep Ilona Andrews
“ Well, OK then." He narrowed his eyes. "How about you? Do you have any...romances I should know about?""Nope. Not one.""Well, good. Excellent. There'll be plenty of time for boys when you leave college… Derek Landy
“ [about a hat] You can put it on and say, "Hey you, person without a hat! I've got something you don't! How did I get it? Probably by being worth more to society. Alice LeGrow
“ Just so you know, I get incredibly bored quite easily and you will be forced to be my source of entertainment. You'll kind of be like my own personal jester.I flipped him off.Well that wasn't funny at… Jennifer L. Armentrout
