“ I'm fully aware that some of the stuff I write is going to offend people or p*ss them off. They should be fully aware that I don't really care. Briana Blair
“ Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?Yes, said Harry stiffly.Yes, sir.There's no need to call me sir Professor.The words had escaped him before he knew what he wa… J.K. Rowling
“ Right. I can tell from the bat wings and the leeches that you three are just all happy-smiles and rainbows. Greg Farshtey
“ If walls could talk - scratch that, if walls could make sarcastic comments... well, things would be interesting. Meghan (Apriceno) Carr
“ Walang matibay na relasyon kung buhay pa ang mga Kalapating mababa ang lipad... Napz Cherub Pellazo
“ Once a small planet is discovered, astronomers try to determine which category it belongs to. This is like biologists trying to classify a new animal as either being a mammal or reptile. Michio Kaku
“ Just remember that you're on my list, Marcone. Soon as I get done with all the other evils in this town, you won't be the lesser of them anymore.Marcone stared at me with half-lidded eyes and said, Ee… Jim Butcher
“ Her smile, which was her pretty feature, was never so pretty as when her sprightly phrase had a scratch lurking in it. Henry James
“ I stood for almost an hour in a line of shuffling, bitter - eyed late mailers (Christmas is such a carefree, low - pressure time - that's one of the things I love about it),... Stephen King
“ If you turned your back on irony, it curdled into sarcasm. And what good was it then? Sarcasm was irony which had lost its soul. Julian Barnes
“ It's kind of depressing, if you think about it. I mean, me being so young, and yet so cynical and suspicious. Meg Cabot
“ Is that where you took care of him? In a restroom?No. I walked him out to the runway and threw him in front of a Boeing. Max Allan Collins
“ He just waited until I stopped talking and said, 'Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives. So what's your theory? John Green
“ Don't tell me, Jace said, Simon's turned himself into an ocelot and you want me to do something about it before Isabelle makes him into a stole. Well, you'll have have to wait till tomorrow. I'm out o… Cassandra Clare
“ I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get… Kurt Fuller
