Gabriel Garcia Marquez Quote

For those of you who may be homeschooled: high school is that four-year asylum where they put teenagers because we have no idea what else to do with them.

There's very little authentic study of the humanities remaining. My research assistant came to me two years ago saying she'd been in a seminar in which the teacher spent two hours saying that Walt Whi...

The anti-life of [Jerry Falwell] proves only one thing: that you can get away with the most extraordinary offenses to morality and truth in this country if you'll just get yourself called Reverend. Pe...

Life is a bitch; you get used though, or you kill yourself. Either way, you're winning.

Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.

The only difference between fiction and religion is that people don't kill themselves over fiction.

Income from labor [in the United States] is about as unequally distributed as has ever been observed anywhere.

Sarcasm is the new staircase to stardom.

It's ironic how your comfort zone can be tiring sometimes.

Everything has a price. The price, however, isn't always money.