You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
Southern girls are God's gift to the entire male population. There is absolutely no woman finer than one raised below the mason-dixon line and once you go southern may the good Lord help you - you nev...
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.