If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
Southern girls are God's gift to the entire male population. There is absolutely no woman finer than one raised below the mason-dixon line and once you go southern may the good Lord help you - you nev...