The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey. You're drinking tea a honey badger made, Jim said. What did you expect?
This is the strangest life I have ever known.
First of all, it was October, a rare month for boys. Not that all months aren't rare. But one strange year, halloween came early....don't you ditch me jim nightshade...don't talk death. Someone might...
Please relay my greetings to the Beast Lord, I said. I appreciate his willingness to alter his extremely busy schedule and make and appearance.Curran show no emotion. No gloating, no anger, nothing at...
Don't worry, he's coming with me to investigate things.In the city? Jim asked.Yes.That's a great idea. You both should go. To the city.Curran and I looked at each other.He's trying to get rid of us, I...
Please, help me. Young werewolves in love. I turned to walk into the house, moving carefully.I had never much believed in God. Well, that's not quite true. I believed that there was a God, or somethin...
Listen, I don't want things to get weird, okay.Oh, yeah, no, weird is bad.But just so you and I are clear, I really fucking want to kiss you right now.
I would try being friends with her, but she's too busy being a smartass.Now you know how the rest of us feel, Jim said.
There was a heavy, dark pause of vast significance.Which Jim broke by flashing his hands and belting out, Booga-wooga!At least Eddie laughed. Adrian flipped Jim the bird and headed to the fridge for a...
Look, he isn’t even concerned.I poured the tea. He’s concerned, Mother. He just doesn’t panic, because he’s in charge and if he panics, everybody else will panic.I can jog around the room pretending t...
Enough, Curran said. An unmistakable command saturated his voice. Jim clicked his mouth shut. I crossed my arms. I'm sorry, is this the part where I fall to my knees and shiver in fear, Your Furriness...