Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.
When I was alive, I mean the first time, Mussolini was in charge. We were at war.Mussolini? Leo frowned. Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?
Oh, yeah? Leo growled. Well, maybe you got the smoke, buddy, but I've got the fire.
We still should have enough time to reach Rome.Hazel scowled. When you say …Leo shrugged. How do you feel about ?Hazel put her face in her hands for a count of three. Sounds about typical for us.
Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.
I'm coming back for you Calypso, he said to the night wind. I swear on the river Styx.
We’ve arrived, Leo announced. Time to Split.Frank groaned. Can we leave Valdez in Croatia?
The eidolons started pounding on the door. 'Who is it?' Leo called. 'Valdez!''Valdez who?
Dude. Jason gave Percy a bear hug.Back from Tartarus! Leo whooped. That's my peeps!
He turned to Frank who was trying to pull his fingers out of the Chinese handcuffs…Okay, Frank relented. Sure. He frowned at his fingers, trying to pull them out of the trap. Uh, how do you—Leo chuckl...
Festus just detected a large group of eagles behind us—long-range radar, still not in sight.Piper leaned over the console. Are you sure they’re Roman?Leo rolled his eyes. No, Pipes. It could be a rand...
Like the zodiac sign?' Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.''No, stupid,' Leo said, 'I'm a Leo. You're a Percy.
Gaea? Leo shook his head. Isn’t that Mother Nature? She’s supposed to have, like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and dear and rabbits doing her laundry.Leo, that’s Snow White, Piper...
Will they cower?' Kym asked.'Tons of cowering! Plus your name in the summer programme. A custom-designed banner. A cabin at Camp Half-Blood. Two shrines. I'll even throw in a Kymopoleia action figure....
Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy.
You want us to fly off to save the world on Happy The Dragon?
Who's possessing who now, Casper?
Leo’s voice boomed over the loudspeaker: ‘SURRENDER! YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY ONE SPANKING HOT WAR MACHINE!’ The giant Enceladus howled in outrage. ‘Valdez!’ ‘WHAT’S UP, ENCHILADAS?’ Leo’s voice roared b...
I still don't understand what a sea god would be doing in Atlanta.Leo snorted. What's a wine god doing in Kansas? Gods are weird.
Hey. Leo grinned, which was unnerving in the flames, his teeth like molten silver ingots. I told you I had a plan. When are you going to trust me? And by the way- I love you guys.Festus claw opened, a...