Aha! Lassiter pointed at the boob tube. You motherfucker! I knew you were the father!
From out of nowhere, she had an image of some poor human in a FedEx Office branch getting an eyeful and a half of the mostly naked fallen angel.Without warning, she started to laugh so hard, tears cam...
If you’ve bullshitted me, angel, I’m going to kill you.The other male rolled his eyes. I’m already dead, idiot.
There was a soft chiming sound, which meant, tragedy of tragedies, the angel had just popped himself up onto the countertop. So, what are we doing tonight? Wait, let me guess, sitting in morose silenc...
Lassiter skidded in from the billiards room, the fallen angel glowing from his black-and-blond hair and white eyes, all the way down to his shitkickers. Then again, maybe the illumination wasn’t his n...
You love it right? Lassiter asked, holding his Bible high. I mean, you told me to go on the internet. I did. I even printed out my diploma or whatever the hell it's called. Opening the cover of the Ki...
Tohr took a pull of his beer. What the hell is this?When Harry Met Sally.Tohr lowered the longneck from his mouth. What?Shut it. After this, we’re going to watch an episode of Moonlighting. Then An Af...
Wow, she breathed.I know, right? Hung like a horse.If you're really nice-and you live through this-I'll promise not to tell V.About my size.She laughed a little, No, that you assumed I'd look at you i...
Tohr jacked forward his in his seat. What the hell!As Lassiter's big body cut through the projection onto the screen, a gigantic pair of flapping breasts covered his face and chest. Adventures in the...
Rhage raised his hand. Pastor Ass-hat, I have a question. Yes, my son, you ARE going to hell. Lassiter made the sign of the cross and then looked around.
The angel popped his already mile high collar. She said she wanted the holiest thing in the house to do it. She got holey, all right, somebody muttered. Is that Butche's Bible? V asked. The angel flas...