The Oracle rose. As one, the three witches bowed.See? Bran jerked his thumb at the three women. That's how a woman should treat a man. Next time you see me, I want you to do just like them.
Have you called the alphas?Yes.The rats, too?He bristled. What about the rats?They think you're hiding information from themI hide information from everyone. Do they think they're special?
Diplomacy was never my strong suit and my patience had run dry. I crouched and called out, Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. [...]Kitty, kitty? asked a level male voice.[...]What kind of woman greets the Bea...
You know, she said, stirring her tea, the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed.I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose...
Did those nice church ladies come by again? He nodded. I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome...
Quick, Derek, it's your chance to shine, Ascanio said.Derek gave him a withering look.Desandra is a mother, Robert is married, Kate's affianced, and I'm an old soul. You're the closest thing to a virg...
Where is the bane of my existence?In the shower, freshening up.Damn it all to hell. Oh God, who did Ascanio screw now?No, no, he's covered in blood.Oh good. Wait a minute. The kid is covered in blood...
The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.
The rage of the Beast Lord was a terrible thing to behold. Some people stormed, some punched things, but Curran slipped into this icy, bone-chilling calm. His face hardened into a flat mask, and his e...
On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from an overweight cracker in a fringe shirt.
Nice plan. Take the gullible outsiders, walk them around for a bit, then feed them to the giant tortoise.
In there?'She nodded.'You want us to go into the tortoise?'Another nod.'It's alive.'Another nod.
He raised his hand in a peaceful gesture. You need to relax a bit, dove. Like Mouse over there. You trust me, don't you, Mouse?Nope!Ahhh, I'm hurt. Nobody likes me.
Isn’t that why you have that gun mounted on the front? Or is it for other reasons, because I would’ve thought that a man with your powers would be past the urge to compensate.Barabas grinned.I had for...
When alone in a dark forest waiting for an audience with an evil god, the most prudent course of action is to be quiet and wait. ‘Prudent’ wasn’t one of my favourite words.Hello? I’ve come to borrow a...
Diplomatic, Barabas said. Fuck diplomatic.
One does not simply Roland.Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next.
Other pirates leaped over the railing. One, two... seven... thirteen. A baker’s dozen. Wait, fifteen. Eighteen... Twenty-one. The odds weren’t in our favor.Maybe they just came over to borrow a cup of...
I think you’re confused as to the nature of our relationship. You and I, we don’t get along. You’re a psychopathic control freak. You order me around and I want to kill you. I’m a pigheaded insubordin...
You’re letting him get to you. You’re like a walking mythological encyclopedia, Kate. You pull random mystical crap out of your head and figure out that a giant monster nobody has seen on the face of...
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