This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth.
It can't be done, old thing. Sorry, but it's out of the question. I couldn't go through all that again.Not for me?Not for a dozen more like you.I never thought, said Bingo sorrowfully, to hear those w...
He will lunch with you at your flat tomorrow at one-thirty. Please remember that he drinks no wine, strongly disapproves of smoking, and can only eat the simplest food, owing to an impaired digestion....
Do you realise that about two hundred of Twing's heftiest are waiting for you outside to chuck you into the pond?No!Absolutely!
Boko looked at me, and raised his eyebrows. I looked at Boko, and raised my eyebrows. Nobby looked at us both, and raised her eyebrows. Then we looked at Stilton, and all raised our eyebrows. It was o...
Bertie, it is imperative that you marry.But, dash it all...
He was one of those supercilious striplings who give you the impression that you went to the wrong school and that your clothes don't fit.This is Oswald, said Bingo.What, I replied cordially, could be...
Jeeves, I said, those spats.Yes, sir?You really dislike them?Intensely, sir.You don't think time might induce you to change your views?No, sir.
Brookfield, my correspondent, writes that last week he observed him in the moonlight at an advanced hour gazing up at his window.Whose window? Brookfield's?Yes, sir. Presumably under the impression th...
Hallo, Bertie.Hallo, old turnip. Where have you been all this while?Oh, here and there! Ripping weather we're having, Bertie.Not bad.I see the Bank Rate is down again.No, really?Disturbing news from L...
He looked at me like Lillian Gish coming out of a swoon.Is this Bertie Wooster talking? he said, pained.Yes, it jolly well is!
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