She seems somewhat morose and out of sorts. Do you beat her often?''I must admit that I do not.''There is the answer! Beat her well; beat her often! It will bring roses to her cheeks! There is nothing...
I shot him a look. That bouncer was really big.His lips quirked. Oh, Kitten, see, I try not to say bad things.What?The grin spread. I would say size doesn't matter but it does. I would know. he winked...
I already told you, said Adam. There is no need to swear.Sorry, it just fucking slipped out, said Zeb.
He was the kind of teacher every child hated, and they suspected most of the staff did not like him too.
Sometimes You Need To Do The Wrong Thing For The Right Reason.
Most girls if you hold hands with them, their goddamn hand dies on you
Nothing more likely,"said Hannasyde. "I've got to try and rattle him.""It's him that'll do the rattling,"said the Sergeant darkly. "he's the nearest thing to a snake I've seen outside of the Zoo.
Just then Trafton walked up to the four of us. "I can see this is a little gang on campus" said Trafton "How do I join?""Dial 1800 - not on your life and see how that works out for you," said Lisabell...
Ulysses was an elaborate prank, and our supposed intellectual elite continue to fall for it.
Fs Are "Fabulous" Hey, Mom and Dad! I got my grades!And you'll be thrilled to hearthe marks on our report cards are changed around this year. A bunch of kids were telling methis morning on the bus,tha...
America is a land where a citizen will cross the ocean to fight for democracy - and wont cross the street to vote in a national election.
Each time I see the Upside-Down ManStanding in the water,I look at him and start to laugh,Although I shouldn't oughtter.For maybe in another worldAnother timeAnother town,Maybe HE is right side upAnd...
No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it
The entire time Albie followed Beverly around the house doing what the children referred to as the stripper soundtrack:When their mother stopped walking the soundtrack stopped. If she took a single st...
Reason number 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: once you leave the litter, you sever contact with your mothers.
Oliver, calm down! said Fred, looking slightly alarmed. We’re taking Hufflepuff very seriously. .
Monseigneur, I have killed you! You are dead! You are dead!You display an unseemly joy, he remarked. I had no notion you were so bloodthirsty.
It was long after midnight and the stars looked damp and chilly; the air was full of the busy silence of the night, which is created by hundreds of small furry things treading very carefully in the ho...
In a nobler age one could have answered such impertinence by jostling his lordship as he stood holding open the door, so that he would have been obliged to demand a meeting. Or did one, even in that a...
Igor?' said Moist. 'You have an Igor?'Oh, yes,' said Hubert. 'That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret of storing lightning in jars! But don't let that worry you, Mr Lipspick. Just...