You're kidding, Shane said. Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?No, Claire said, but I'm pretty sure you won't like it if I go alone when I just kind of promised to be w...
I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
After all, what could you expect from a pig but a grunt?
First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby... I guarantee you.
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
No Ghost of any common sense begins a conversation
Ulysses was an elaborate prank, and our supposed intellectual elite continue to fall for it.
Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.
He was the kind of teacher every child hated, and they suspected most of the staff did not like him too.
Honestly, if you're looking for love and you're not too choosy, hang around a hardware store fingering screws.
But he could not bring himself to say he loved her; not in so many words.)
A jaw like a mastiff's, a frame like a giant's, eyes like two daggers, a smile like a tiger's snarl,Bernard murmured.Aye, he is all that!! Master Herbert said.A murrain be on him! And when I came to h...
A pottery outside Paris was turning out his picture on thick glazed crockery in a strident yellow and blue. This is what happens when you become a public figure; people eat their dinners off you.
Adina appealed to the sky. We asked for rescue and you sent us incompetent rockstar pirates with a broken ship and perfect abs?Thank you, God, Petra said.
All he wanted was enough time to consider all his options without being dragged into his household’s petty squabbles or being nagged by his wife about that damnable pilgrimage. Was that so much to ask...
Allegra's Austen wrote about the impact of financial need on the intimate lives of women. If she'd worked in a bookstore, Allegra would have shelved Austen in the horror section.
An hour ago Cutwell had thumbed through the index of The Monster Fun Grimoire and had cautiously assembled a number of common household ingredients and put a match to them.Funny thing about eyebrows,...
At some point I was a Happy African Feminist Who Does Not Hate Men and Who Likes to Wear Lip Gloss and High Heels for Herself and Not For Men.
Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say attaboy.
But just as everything was going along politely, quietly and wonderfully — in poured Citizen Danton and his crew.
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