A jaw like a mastiff's, a frame like a giant's, eyes like two daggers, a smile like a tiger's snarl,Bernard murmured.Aye, he is all that!! Master Herbert said.A murrain be on him! And when I came to h...
Honestly, if you're looking for love and you're not too choosy, hang around a hardware store fingering screws.
Sometimes You Need To Do The Wrong Thing For The Right Reason.
Ulysses was an elaborate prank, and our supposed intellectual elite continue to fall for it.
No Ghost of any common sense begins a conversation
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Each time I see the Upside-Down ManStanding in the water,I look at him and start to laugh,Although I shouldn't oughtter.For maybe in another worldAnother timeAnother town,Maybe HE is right side upAnd...
First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby... I guarantee you.
Torture? she asked with a laugh. My first piece of information I’ll divulge to you? I wouldn’t recommend trying to torture me. I dislike it and grow sulky under pincers. It’s a fault.
Mother, who has an absolute belief that it is not the cards that one is dealt in life, it is how one plays them, is, by far, the highest card I was dealt.
Lately...the Peter Principle has given way to the Dilbert Principle. The basic concept of the Dilbert Principle is that the most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they ca...
It looked like the sort of book described in library catalogues as 'slightly foxed', although it would be more honest to admit that it looked as though it had been badgered, wolved and possibly beared...
Igor?' said Moist. 'You have an Igor?'Oh, yes,' said Hubert. 'That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret of storing lightning in jars! But don't let that worry you, Mr Lipspick. Just...
I? KILL? said Death, obviously offended. CERTAINLY NOT. PEOPLE GET KILLED, BUT THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS. I JUST TAKE OVER FROM THEN ON. AFTER ALL, IT'D BE A BLOODY STUPID WORLD IF PEOPLE GOT KILLED WITHO...
Fred and George turned to each other and said together, Wow — we’re identical!
A man who trusts everyone is a fool and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools if we live long enough.
In peacetime some sort of introduction is generally required to make a person’s acquaintance; in war a small eatable will perform the same office.)
But he could not bring himself to say he loved her; not in so many words.)
Don't think like a shop girl! Think like a poet!"Veronica, Mary Gatskill
Supermarkets were introduced into Britain to destroy small businesses and create a sense of social alienation