Top Housekeeping Quotes

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

Housework can kill you if done right.

Housekeeping Definition

(n.) The state of occupying a dwelling house as a householder.

(n.) Care of domestic concerns; management of a house and home affairs.

(n.) Hospitality; a liberal and hospitable table; a supply of provisions.

(a.) Domestic; used in a family; as, housekeeping commodities.

You must know that it is by the state of the lavatory that a family is judged.

All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

A messy house is a must - it separates your true friends from other friends.Real friends are there to visit you not your house!

I always wondered why the makers leave housekeeping and cooking out of their tales. Isn't it what all the great wars and battles are fought for -- so that at day's end a family may eat together in a p...

No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.