“ If I should ask thee how great dwellings are in the midst of the sea, or how many springs are in the beginning of the deep, or how many springs are above the firmament, or which are the outgoings of p… Compton Gage
“ Thou art sore troubled in mind for the people in the world’s sake: loves thou that people better than he that made them? Compton Gage
“ One land also shall ask another, and say, ‘Is righteousness that makes a man righteous gone through thee?’ And it shall say, ‘No. Compton Gage
“ It is not really hard to do nothing. Many can. The hard part is doing nothing without feeling guilty about it. Haim Shapira
“ The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies. Criss Jami
“ Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair. Ellen DeGeneres
“ The Dimwit's Guide to the Female Mind might assist your efforts in understanding human females. But it must be pointed out that this subject can be a dangerous adventure and should be undertaken with… Anne Bishop
“ Odd, though, all these dealings of mine with myself. First I’ve agreed a principle withmyself, now I’m making out a case to myself, and debating my own feelings andintentions with myself. Who is this… Michael Frayn
“ To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it. Criss Jami
“ I started studying law, but this I could stand just for one semester. I couldn't stand more. Then I studied languages and literature for two years. After two years I passed an examination with the res… George Pólya
“ Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals. Amit Kalantri
“ Whenever I think of something but can't think of what it was I was thinking of, I can't stop thinking until I think I'm thinking of it again. I think I think too much. Criss Jami
“ Save your explanations, I got some questions for you first and you'd better answer them!' [slurred Hellian.] 'With what?' [Banaschar] sneered. 'Explanations?' 'No. Answers. There's a difference-' 'Rea… Steven Erikson