“ Funyuns make you fart," Caspian said, and I exploded in laughter."What's so funny?" Ben asked.I tried to stop laughing, but Caspian was leaning forward now, his face stck right in between us. "Funyuns… Jessica Verday
“ No, officer, I have no idea why I'm wearing this possum costume. I called you what? OH. My bad."-Nastasya Cate Tiernan
“ Something about this made Reynie uneasy. Had he done so badly? Was this meant to test his courage? He did as he was told, closing his eyes and bracing himself as best he could."Why are you flinching?"… Trenton Lee Stewart
“ It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source. Ellen DeGeneres
“ If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you're not Jesus, you should start telling people your birthday is on June 9 or something. Just read up on the traits of a Gemini. Suddenly you're a multitaske… Ellen DeGeneres
“ Okay... My name is Ellie Mason and I have a feeling you don't like me." Kylie stopped and swerved around... "Okay, let's get something out in the open. I know you had sex with Derek." "Damn!" Perry sa… C.C. Hunter
“ When we met, you couldn't stop staring at my breasts."His face went pale, as if he seriously thought he was so subtle no one would notice. "Make sure you get an equally satisfactory look a my backside… Kiera Cass
“ If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person’s body, and tied them end-to-end…the person will die. Neil deGrasse Tyson
“ I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world... Whitney G.
“ How did you get in here?' (...) 'How I got here isn't important, because I could do it twenty times again, each time a different way. Rachel Aaron
“ We're too different now. We want different things. And this?" I say nodding at our hands. "All this managed to prove is that you are extremely good at turning me off Tahereh Mafi
“ There are four categories of questions Emmily asks:1. Can I please go to the bathroom?2. Where is the bathroom?3. Is it okay if I raise my hand and ask a question?4. I don't understand anything you've… Jim Benton
“ I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out. Jim Benton
“ Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of your head? Ant 2: Stop asking me that. You ask me that, like, every five minutes. Ant 1: Sometimes… Jim Benton
“ The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way. Jim Benton
“ What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh...it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo. Cuthbert Soup
