“ Knowledge is a rope, and you're weaving a noose out of it. Leave some slack for the enemy. Nenia Campbell
“ Clare's been called a lot of things- smart and funny, driven and talented- but memorable certainly isn't one of them. The most important things about her- the ones she's most proud of- are apparent on… Jennifer E. Smith
“ There is an enduring freshness in what remains strange and obscure which the cliches of greatness can only evoke nostalgia for. Bauvard
“ What’s that around your neck?” asked Emily. “It’s a golden star.” Said Reed.“What did you get it for?”“Chemistry class.”“What’s the star for?” the shadow asked, Usually stars represent a straight A st… Rumi Antoinette
“ Plus, no matter how many times I'd brushed my teeth in Casey's bathroom (after half an hour she'd knocked on the door to make sure I was okay), the taste of disgusting, womanizing bastard was still in… Kody Keplinger
“ Apropos of Eskimo, I once heard a missionary describe the extraordinary difficulty he had found in translating the Bible into Eskimo. It was useless to talk of corn or wine to a people who did not kno… Frederick Hamilton
“ I’ve never been bothered with my conduct. I’ve only been bothered by people that don’t get it correct when they gossip about me. Shannon L. Alder
“ If that was the last event of the night, it would have made a terrible ending. It was just the beginning, though. John duover
“ It’s like they were worried that I’d be alone all day brooding and painting my cabin black or something—sheesh. Melissa Walker
“ There are moments in life where I wonder whether things can get worse. I'm on a plane, with my new husband, whose enthusiasm for this whole thing seems to be flagging, and it's in this deep moment of… Christina Lauren
“ (on the word "fuck")'Oh, come on, Mum,' I sighed at her protest. 'It's just an old Anglo-Saxon word for the female organ which has been adopted by an inherently misogynist language as a negative epith… Simon Pegg
“ Dad says there are more than three thousand letters in the Japanese alphabet, which could pose a problem. There are only twenty-six letters in the English alphabet, and I get into enough trouble with… Rin Chupeco
“ A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich. Mark Forsyth
“ I’ve seen daggers pierce the chest,Children dying in the road,Crawling things hooked and baited,Rapists bound and then castrated,Villains singed in public square.Yet none these sights did make me crin… Roman Payne
“ Yes, I know," Isadora said, and then read her poem, leaning forward so Carmelita Spats would not overhear:"I would rather eat a bowl of vampire batsthan spend an hour with Carmelita Spats."The Baudela… Lemony Snicket
“ Monster a person though monster not human.Monster like music. Like Beatles! Like Schumann!World full of stupid. World full of noise.Monster feel ANGRY. No birthday. No joys.World full of JUNK monster… Jennifer Finney Boylan
“ Swap out one of these men with the mute, and I’ll be right as rain,” Randy said from his spot near the kitchen entrance.“Thought we were besties,” Bride mumbled into the shot of rum she’d pilfered fro… Shay Rucker
