“ You’re seventeen! Why do I have to keep reminding you of that? There are soooo many women you haven’t even met yet! Don’t act like you’re tired of the puss-puss, no guy is ever tired of the puss-puss. Sara Wolf
“ It was as if when he left he'd taken some of the screws that held her together and now all she could do was walk around all wonky and falling apart Virginia Macgregor
“ But as an escort it’s our duty to hold their attention and play with their heads. The one between their ears and the one in their pants. S.K. Logsdon
“ I enjoy self-publishing & sending publishers rejection letters. They're like, 'Who is this guy?' And I'm like, 'the end of your industry. Ryan Lilly
“ The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, or scenarist, You get to have multiple personalities and not be charged! Funny
“ I never said you were supposed to be a jailer, i only said a normal person would have questioned why someone would create a decoy nun and then crawl out the window. Janette Rallison
“ Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another. Elizabeth Eulberg
“ She told me she loved me. She told me a lot of things. Some of those things were true, and some of those may or may not have been true. It’s kind of hard to tell, because to be honest, I wasn’t listen… Dark Jar Tin Zoo
“ Wrangling the cat into the cage proved interesting, and Josie had several scratches before Clint bent down and let out a menacing growl. The cat took one look at him and with a disdainful sniff, turne… Eve Langlais
“ No tricks, Syn,” Ryder growled from where he stood a few feet away.“Tricks are for kids, silly rabbit,” I said Amelia Hutchins
“ She had yet to actually call him by his real name. The psychologist in him had all kinds of theories as to why. The man in him wanted to hear her say it. Just once. Kelly Moran
“ Theologians should study in a seminary and before graduating they should make a visit to heaven and hell after which they should submit their thesis and graduate. Bangambiki Habyarimana
“ I feel a strange sensation brewing inside of me. It tickles my throat and forces my lips into a grin. Before I can stifle it, I giggle. And then I laugh. Kristen Simmons
“ Thank you. For being willing to talk. For not turning me in. For... being you.''I'm pretty good at being me,' I said. 'I've had all these years to practice--I hardly ever get it wrong these days. Brandon Sanderson
“ BioLogos claims there is no conflict between the theory of evolution and creationism. Huh? Here is where the creationists seem to have the intellectual advantage: they at least see the conflict. Actua… G.M. Jackson
“ I have been scientifically studying the traits and dispositions of the “lower animals” (so-called,) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result profoundly humiliati… Mark Twain
“ In a nice little house in Atro City there lived a man called Doktor Gleichstein. He was a kind of scientist, and he was very good at his job, which is why he always worked from home. He looked a littl… Christina Engela