“ The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the way? You’re standing in Christ’s spot. Shannon L. Alder
“ Everyone loves a kick-ass girl. (Well- maybe not her enemies, but you know what I mean.) Sarah Cross
“ Kylie flopped back against the seat again, enjoying the look of disbelief on the vampire’s face a littletoo much. “Would you like a name of a good doctor who will schedule your little snip-snip operat… C.C. Hunter
“ Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire. Cassandra Clare
“ As my laughter faded, he shot me an amused glance. "You should laugh more often. It's far less nauseating than your speaking voice." "That may be the nicest thing you've ever said to me." "Don't let i… Cecily White
“ I didn't actually know what regret tasted like—but I imagined if it did have a flavor, it would be lutefisk. Angela N. Blount
“ If you do bad stuff and don't repent, you go to hell," Orc said, like he was begging for a refutation."Yeah, well, you know what? If Howard's in hell, I guess we can all have a big get-together soon e… Michael Grant
“ We must have taken a wrong turn turning somewhere.""Where, Purgatory?" said Dozy. "We're in Hell. John Connolly
“ Oh don’t be such a fuss pot,” said the fairy, “or I’ll call you Fussy Pants, instead of Silly Pants! Julie B. Campbell
“ Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. Bauvard
“ So he slips his head off of Jeff's shoulder and slides out from under Evan's Armand shuffles down to the bottom of the bed. It doesn't have a lot of dignity this part of their sleeping arrangement. He… Kate Sherwood
“ I already apologized for that.”“No, you didn’t.”“Then I’m sorry.”"“Fuck your sorry.”“Fine. Fuck my sorry. Kenya Wright
“ And then came the three-toed sloth. Stupid sloth. It was a crazy-looking beastie, all arms and bristling grey fur; its body was a blob, the kind of shape a six-year-old would draw for a pig, and its f… Tony James Slater
“ Cole steps forward, his fingers reaching around my shoulders, and kisses me. It is sudden and smooth and soft as air against my lips. The wind whips around us, tugging at the fabric of our clothes, bu… Victoria Schwab
“ Which sort of shows why my body is an idiot, because forced narcolepsy is pretty much the worst defense ever. Jenny Lawson
“ I think you're crazy good at this survival stuff, Cary."His shoulders sag. He gives me a small, relieved smile and we start walking again, his step a little lighter than it was before. It feels strang… Courtney Summers
