“ Could he actually be a decent guy?Hard to imagine.He was pretty to look at, though, she thought. Boys weren't objectified nearly enough, and turnabout is always fair play. Daniel Marks
“ Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny. Otherwise, what is the point in a boy? Jaclyn Moriarty
“ Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves. Jimmy Fallon
“ Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls. Dark Jar Tin Zoo
“ I had heard of offices feeling like prisons, but in this case our prison felt, rather anticlimactically, like an office. William Ritter
“ From: Beth Fremont To: Jennifer Scribner-Snyder Sent: Thurs, 09/30/1999 3:42 PM Subject: If you were Superman … … and you could choose any alter ego you wanted, why the hell would you choose to spend… Rainbow Rowell
“ The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new. Lindsey Kelk
“ I briefly consider keying her precious BMW, but quite frankly, I don't have the energy to go all Carrie Underwood on her ass. I still have over an hour drive ahead of me. -Jackson 'Blame It on the Pai… Ashley Jade
“ (…) Trying to think of how to take the least crowded ways to class, so the least amount of people will stare at the hole in my neck. Sometimes it feels like it has a beacon in it, flashing for the ent… Keary Taylor
“ Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink. Scott Lynch
“ He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger. Derek Landy
“ I'd say," the Ranger answered after a few seconds' deliberation, "that he'll be heading south now that he has the chance. Back into Araluen.""How do you know that?" Horace asked. He was always impress… John Flanagan
“ If you want to live a life free of regret, there is an option open to you. It’s called a lobotomy. Kathryn Schultz
“ Heat radiated off Henry's face. Salty snot ran down his upper lip. A majestic fart propelled him to the top of Section 12, just at the springing of the stadium's curve. He slapped the sign as if high-… Chad Harbach
“ The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
“ I hate when I break my own rules. What’s the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown? Jesse Ball
“ Ricewind had always relied on running away. But somerimes, perhaps, you had to stand and fight, if only because there was nowhere left to run. Terry Pratchett
“ Wait!" she cried, and she yanked away from him and gathered her heels and her ruinedpurse. She slid the shoes on and straightened her shoulders. "I will go as a lady should," she claimed bravely. "In… Abigail Roux
“ Even her pink bunny slippers seem to prick up their ears.Diary of a Penguin-napper (p. 15) Sally Harris
