“ It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. Dave Barry
“ I was lucky. My family is wonderful. And it's funny, because most of my best friends come from very large families. So it always felt as if I had lots of siblings, though in the end I had to leave the… Sophia Bush
“ The follow your dreams thing is really important because so many people are railroaded into taking other paths by their family, their friends, people who should be supportive going, 'What are you talk… Joan Jett
“ Yeah, said Harry. No more pretending we care what happens when Jupiter and Uranus get too friendly . . .And from now on, I don’t care if my tea leaves spell — I’m just chucking them in the bin where… J.K. Rowling
“ Twenty she curses you out by lunch, says Chris.Thirty she kills you by lunch, adds Logan.I'm getting her number.The two of them laugh. Katie McGarry
“ She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim. Ilona Andrews
“ She came awake, stomach rumbling, and opened her eyes to see a plate being held right under her nose. When she reached for it, Shane snatched it back. 'Nuh-uh. Mine.''Share!' she demanded.'Man, you ar… Rachel Caine
“ Now that's a sight for sore eyes, Sebastian. Maybe I should just leave you here: the hotel maids might appreciate that. Or, better still, maybe I'll take a photograph of you on my phone. Dont worry, I… Jane Harvey-Berrick
“ I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral. John Green
“ I'm familiar with the myth, I'm merely surprised that a femalewould be familiar with the classics.You must have a very limited experience with my sex, Alexandrasaid, surprised. My grandfather said mos… Judith McNaught
“ I watch the Eruptions. Mount Dad, long dormant, now considered armed and dangerous. Mount Saint Mom, oozing lava, spitting flame. Warn the villagers to run into the sea. Laurie Halse Anderson
“ Haven't you ever heard of the saying, If you want to shoot the general, first shoot the horse!?' --LinIf you wanna shoot the general, then you should just SHOOT THE GENERAL!' --Ed Hiromu Arakawa
“ Hatsuharu Sohma: [after tripping Kyo] If I hadn't had tripped you, you wouldn't have stopped now would you.[addressing the audience] Natsuki Takaya
“ Don't go there Rule Lawe warned him softly. I don't think your horoscope declared today to be a good day to die. Lora Leigh
“ And since I’m marrying into the Quartet, I have certain privileges and duties. If you’re sleeping with Laurel—I’m not sleeping with Laurel. We’re dating.Right, and the two of you are just going to hol… Nora Roberts
“ All right I think we've been down here in the dark long enough. There's a whole other world upstairs. Take my hand, Constant Reader, and I'll be happy to lead you back into the sunshine. I'm happy to… Stephen King
“ A row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt. Adam Rex
“ I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-off if someone's trying hard to be funny because it feels like they're auditioning for a comedy job or som… Chelsea Peretti
