“ I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know. Esther Williams
“ Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are. Marlon Wayans
“ In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian. Sugar Ray Leonard
“ It's so funny, because right now I'm very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, I'm probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now. Gillian Anderson
“ I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didn't understand, and in a way still don't, because when I look in a mirror it doesn't seem funny to me. Wallace Shawn
“ We live in a funny time. If you don't go corporate, you can't compete. You're relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that. Ethan Hawke
“ As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny. Jenny Eclair
“ For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere. Kevin James
“ What I don't like is when I see stuff that I know has had a lot of improv done or is playing around where there's no purpose to the scene other than to just be funny. What you don't want is funny scen… Paul Feig
“ What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for, and it's just great. Paul Feig
“ It's funny I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. Corey Feldman
“ That's why I like to get out there, and get people to see the other side of Mitt, and know us in a different reflection when you see the family and how funny he is with the boys and with the grandkids… Ann Romney
“ Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful inf… Ted Allen
“ On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away. Theodore Bikel
“ If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was? Adam Carolla
“ Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. Adam Carolla
“ My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English. Margaret Cho
“ It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown. Reba McEntire
“ It's funny, I do try to maintain health. I started doing Bikram yoga which is that hothouse yoga, the 105 degrees yoga for 90 minutes. It's great, you purge out all the sweat and you're drinking water… Bryan Cranston
