“ Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?'Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine', the dwarf told him. 'I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on… George R.R. Martin
“ There were two undeniable truths in the Realms: It was very easy to overestimate a drow and even easier to underestimate a dwarf. R.A. Salvatore
“ The less courage you have, the more dwarf you shall be; the more courage you have, the more giant you shall be! Mehmet Murat ildan
“ [Artemis] returned to the aft bay for Mulch's version of a briefing. The dwarf had drawn a crude diagram on a backlit wall panel. In fairness, there were more artistic chimpanzees. And less pungent on… Eoin Colfer
“ Silverfish looked down.Oh. Are you a dwarf?Cuddy gave him a blank stare.Are you a giant? He said.Me? Of course not!Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes. Terry Pratchett
“ He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Story!" The dwarf snorted. "You'll be talking about "happily ever after" next. Do we look happy? There's no happily ever after for us. Miserabily ever after, more like. John Connolly
“ I’ve always wondered though,” Orn mused aloud, “what does God need with a starship?”“Are you going to make that stupid quip every time we pass a missionary ship?”“Until they learn a new position. Sabrina Zbasnik
“ Orcs do not have enemies.” Monde tried to search for the proper term, “We have…adversaries.”“Isn’t that the same thing?”“Depends on who’s winning the war. Sabrina Zbasnik
“ Never interrupt a faerie circle ceremony. And, if a faerie has appeared to you, visually, do not speak to it until it has spoken to you. These two transgressions are considered so rude, that the faeri… Alexei Maxim Russell
“ Unsure how to answer, I took another grape. Time was no problem for me, but I wasn't eager to hear the long life story of a dwarf. And besides, this was a dream. It could evaporate any moment. Haruki Murakami
