“ Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?'Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine', the dwarf told him. 'I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on… George R.R. Martin
“ There were two undeniable truths in the Realms: It was very easy to overestimate a drow and even easier to underestimate a dwarf. R.A. Salvatore
“ The less courage you have, the more dwarf you shall be; the more courage you have, the more giant you shall be! Mehmet Murat ildan
“ [Artemis] returned to the aft bay for Mulch's version of a briefing. The dwarf had drawn a crude diagram on a backlit wall panel. In fairness, there were more artistic chimpanzees. And less pungent on… Eoin Colfer
“ Silverfish looked down.Oh. Are you a dwarf?Cuddy gave him a blank stare.Are you a giant? He said.Me? Of course not!Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes. Terry Pratchett
“ He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
