Top Dogs Quotes

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

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Every dog must have his day.

The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.

We have the power to build a new consensus, which rejects killing as a method for achieving results. And we can look forward to a time when the wholesale slaughter of animals in shelters is viewed as...

I dislike this whole business of experimentation on animals, unless there's some very good and altogether exceptional reason to this very case. The thing that gets me is that it's not possible for the...

I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it.

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat...

There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark.

Cynophilist: paradoxical being that often despises man and adores the dog, apparently, mainly because of the unconditional love that the latter has for the first.

She was better with animals than people. Give her a sick cat or dog, she was golden. Not so much with her own species.

Having another creature absolutely committed to me is a big boost to my ego, makes me feel like the king of my castle. But its no way for a dog to live.

When was the last time someone was so overjoyed to see you, so brimming with love and affection that they literally ran to greet you? A dog will do that for you--ten, twenty, thirty times a day.

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.

I agree with Agassiz that dogs possess something very like a conscience.

Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.