I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
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If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.
I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious b...
Don't believe a man will give you the world if he doesn't even buy you flowers.
Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.
Reincarnation is when I tell a girl I write spiritual books and she thinks I'm a monk. She has a medieval soul.
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.
Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.
I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.
I've never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. It's been a much slower process for me each time I've gone into a relationship.
Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
She'll be really impressed if you take control and let her follow your lead.
Always wanted a girl with a heart-shaped ass. Most of my exes have ass-shaped hearts.
Use the darkness of your past to propel you to a brighter future.
I'd give you my heart, but you'd just give it back, so I'll give you my words instead.
I'm very open to dating and finding a guy.