Archie says -Science- the same way he says -Modern-, as if someone has lent him the words and made him swear not to break them.
It's great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take 'em to some cool places.
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
The highway of grace will get you somewhere a whole lot faster then the freeway of spite.
Forgiveness is a transformative act because it asks you to be a more empathetic and compassionate person, thereby making you better than the person you were when you were first hurt.
Don't promote negativity online and expect people to treat you with positivity in person.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
There's more to a person than flesh. Judge others by the sum of their soul and you'll see that beauty is a force of light that radiates from the inside out.
Hide yourself in God, so when a man wants to find you he will have to go there first.
Greatness can be contagious, but first there must be contact.