Winston S. Churchill Quote

There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some particular evil, a natural defect, which not even the best education can overcome.And your defect is a propensity to hate everybody.And you...

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.

An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.

I said, 'Don't talk rot, Old Tom Travers.I am not accustomed to talk rot, he said.Then, for a beginner, I said, you do it dashed well.

I'm not sure you're quite sensible of the honor I'm doing you, Jace said. you'll be the first mundane who has ever been inside the Institute. Probably the smell keeps the rest of them away.

The second mouse gets the cheese!

When, therefore, a man is told, You (your inner being) are so and so, because your skull-bone is so constituted, this means nothing else than that we regard a bone as the man's reality. To retort upon...

About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?

What--has O-Tar seen an ulsio and fainted? demanded I-Gos with broad sarcasm.Men have died for less than that, ancient one, E-Thas reminded him.I am safe, retorted I-Gos, for I am not a brave and popu...