Has it got any sports in it? Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Poison. True love. Hate. Revenge. Giants. Hunters. Bad men. Good men. Beautifulest ladies. Snakes. Spiders. Beasts of all natures and descripti...
At 8:23 there seemed every chance of a lasting alliance starting between Florin and Guilder.At 8:24 the two nations were very close to war.
Fezzik's in trouble, bubble bubble,His brain is just not in the pink,His mind is rubble, rub-a-dub double, Because everyone needs him to think.
I love you,' Buttercup said. 'I know this must come as something of a surprise to you, since all I've ever done is scorn you and degrade you and taunt you, but I have loved you for several hours now,...
Cynics are simply thwarted romantics.
She had never looked as well. She had entered her room as just an impossibly lovely girl. The woman who emerged was a trifle thinner, a great deal wiser, an ocean sadder. This one understood the natur...
Enough about my beauty, Buttercup said. Everybody always talks about how beautiful I am. I've got a mind, Westley. Talk about that.
Te amo -le dijo Buttercup-. Sé que esto debe resultarte sorprendente, puesto que lo único que he hecho siempre ha sido mofarme de tí, degradarte y provocarte, pero llevo ya varias horas amándote, y ca...
The Countess was considerably younger than her husband. All of her clothes came from Paris (this was after Paris) and she had superb taste. (This was after taste too, but only just. And since it was s...
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
Look. (Grown-ups skip this paragraph) I'm not about to tell you this book has a tragic ending. I already said in the very first line how it was my favorite in all the world. But there's a lot of bad s...
I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts, but you can call me 'Weasley.
Now what happens? asked the man in black. We face each other as God intended, Fezzik said. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my swor...
Buttercup dried her tears and began to smile. She took a deep breath, heaved a sigh. It was all part of growing up. You got these little quick passions, you blinked, and they were gone. You forgave fa...
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
Princess. By S. Morgenstern. It's a kids' classic. Tell him I'll quiz him on it when I'm back next week and that he doesn't have to like it or anything, but if he doesn't, tell him I'll kill myself. G...
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.
We’ll never survive! Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.
No more rhymes now I mean it!Anybody want a peanut? AAHH!