Will Rogers Quotes

One revolution is like one cocktail it just gets you organized for the next.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.

This thing of being a hero about the main thing to it is to know when to die.

I'm not a member of any organized party I'm a Democrat.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.

Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

The more you read about politics the more you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.