Roses are wilting, Violets are dead,The sugar bowl is empty,and so is your head.
Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.
Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.
We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.
Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.