I loved her in an odd kind of way, the way you love winter when you’re hot in summer.
Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
Ninety-five per cent of your success or failure will come from your daily habits.
Each day I will accomplish one thing on my to list.
Yeah, I get to fight in 'Eclipse.' My trainer is teaching me MMA right now. So. Cool.
Hide yourself in God, so when a man wants to find you he will have to go there first.
Ignorance is the greatest slave master in the universe.
It may be a man's world, but men are easily controlled by women.