T.J. Klune Quotes

My love! Kevin said. You must rise. Get up! Get up so far into the future, we can meet and I can go to your bakery and eat the royal hell out of your croissants!

Ox, he said, a hint of his wolf poking through, eyes flashing. Anything you’d like to tell me? No, I said quickly. Absolutely not. You sure about that? he asked, his grip on my elbow tightening. I jus...

Pfft, I scoffed. Feelings. I don’t have feelings. I had so many feelings. None of them were good.

Roses surrounded the raven, thorns wrapping around its talons. Runes and archaic symbols stretched along my forearms: Romanian, Sumerian, Gaelic. An amalgamation of all those who had come before me. M...

Sam. Only he could say my name with so much exasperation and fondness all at the same time. It was really quite remarkable.I might have written an ode to his penis in iambic pentameter that goes on fo...

She liked to talk big sometimes, you know. I think we all do.

Since it wasn’t polite to ask someone if he could keep them in his pocket, he didn’t.

So he pressed his forehead against mine and breathed me in and there was that sun, okay? That sun between us, that bond that burned and burned and burned because he’d given it to me. Because he’d chos...

Someone, my mother had said. Make someone very happy. Not a her. But someone. I

Sometimes I float along the riverFor its surface I am boundAnd there are times stones done fill my pocketsAnd it's into this river I drown

Sometimes I wonder if you should be on medication, Charlie said. It can't be healthy to have you thinking all by yourself without some kind of pharmaceutical intervention.

Sometimes it's enough to love someone just the way they are. Other times, you have to work at it so that it doesn't fade away.

Standing near the wall, surrounded by what looked like a group of total fratty jockish dudes, was a man. A very fine man. He looked a few years younger than me, with brown hair that fell all over his...

The first time I met him, I accidentally turned his nose into a penis. I was young and thought about dick a lot.Ryan almost fell down. For no apparent reason. He wasn’t even .I arched an eyebrow at hi...

Then he started taking off his clothes, so I said, You’re getting naked? Because of all the skin. His shirt was already off when he said, What? I grasped onto the only thing that made sense. You’re se...

With him, I don’t have to worry about all the other bullshit that’s going on. I don’t have to wonder why I’m not smart enough, or why I’m not good enough. Paul doesn’t care about that stuff. I’m not s...

You can be the queen, I allowed. Just don’t tell Gary I said that. Friendships have ended for a lot less than that.

You can’t hide your head in the sand without expecting your ass to get burned.

You have pajamas with a dead Palestinian leader’s face on them. I am aware, Gus said, trying not to fidget as Casey essentially stared at his crotch. They’re my Yasser Arapants. Casey choked. Gus wait...

Also, we would accept donations in our name to Planned Parenthood, because the male Republicans who wish to dismantle it should have their testicles hooked up to a car battery. Maybe then they would u...