If only people talked as much as they overthought everything else, the world would be a much different place.
It's one thing to love a person, but it's another to love them regardless of their faults. And I had I bunch of them.
I’d always heard that your twenties were for partying until all hours of the night, and then your thirties were pajamas at eight. I couldn’t wait until I turned thirty because I was already there in s...
Mark my words, she said, eyes on me. You will sing by the time this is over. The songs of sorrow. The will come for you, Sam of Wilds. The spirits of the dead will haunt you when this is said and do...
Normal Seven went to Heaven where he immediately tripped and fell! God said, ‘Gee you’re too Normal for me’ and sent him straight to hell!
Pfft, I scoffed. Feelings. I don’t have feelings. I had so many feelings. None of them were good.
So he pressed his forehead against mine and breathed me in and there was that sun, okay? That sun between us, that bond that burned and burned and burned because he’d given it to me. Because he’d chos...
The final thing I learned?I was completely and irrevocably obsessed with dicks.And also pretty damn gay.Oh sweat balls, Paul said. That was… something. Also? I’m confused and I have an erection. As if...
Where Tyson Meets the Man Who Becomes Helena Handbasket
Why do you hide? Because it was easier. Because I’d done it for as long as I could remember. Because it was safer than being out in the sun and letting people in. It was better to hide and wonder than...
With him, I don’t have to worry about all the other bullshit that’s going on. I don’t have to wonder why I’m not smart enough, or why I’m not good enough. Paul doesn’t care about that stuff. I’m not s...
You can be the queen, I allowed. Just don’t tell Gary I said that. Friendships have ended for a lot less than that.
You can’t hide your head in the sand without expecting your ass to get burned.
You have pajamas with a dead Palestinian leader’s face on them. I am aware, Gus said, trying not to fidget as Casey essentially stared at his crotch. They’re my Yasser Arapants. Casey choked. Gus wait...
You’ll have to warn them, Mrs. Von Patterson said seriously. When you go in there. Tell them this town is filled with cougars on the prowl. But that it’s definitely okay to feed the wild animals. All...
You’re not his mentor, Ryan said. Morgan is. Why would you need to teach him anything? Randall cocked his head at Ryan. Ryan blanched. Uh. Why would you need to teach him anything, my lord head wizard...
Both of us sniffling and wiping our faces. Jesus Christ, Tanner muttered. It smells like feelings in here, Rico said.
He stormed out in the way only a drag queen could: in a cloud of glitter, sass, and an air of completely deserved superiority.
Therapy, Gary said. I'm going to need so much therapy. It's like watching cows mating and it's wet and sticky and uncomforttable but I can't look away because I'm worried some of it is going to get on...
It's not about where you come from. It's about who you are
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