'There are enough people out there that will be more than willing to knock you down. There's no reason for you to do it to yourself.'
He stormed out in the way only a drag queen could: in a cloud of glitter, sass, and an air of completely deserved superiority.
You’re not his mentor, Ryan said. Morgan is. Why would you need to teach him anything? Randall cocked his head at Ryan. Ryan blanched. Uh. Why would you need to teach him anything, my lord head wizard...
You’ll have to warn them, Mrs. Von Patterson said seriously. When you go in there. Tell them this town is filled with cougars on the prowl. But that it’s definitely okay to feed the wild animals. All...
Your magic gets me hard, he said, looking like he wished he could be anywhere but where he was. When you do anything, I get hard, really. Even your ridiculous sex puns. You remember when you wrapped t...
You needed people who were going to be able to be strong for you. I thought I could do that. But then that night happened, and I realized just how really weak I was. You were drunk and hurting and nee...
You have pajamas with a dead Palestinian leader’s face on them. I am aware, Gus said, trying not to fidget as Casey essentially stared at his crotch. They’re my Yasser Arapants. Casey choked. Gus wait...
Xander looked toward the ceiling. I love you.Thanks, man, Josy said happily. I love you too.But I don’t like you very much right now.Oh. That’s a bummer to hear so soon after the whole love thing.
Why do you hide? Because it was easier. Because I’d done it for as long as I could remember. Because it was safer than being out in the sun and letting people in. It was better to hide and wonder than...
There was a clearing in the middle of the woods. It tasted of lightning and magic. Of claw and fang. And in the middle of this clearing sat a man who had once been a boy. A boy who I had loved. Then a...
The King sighed. Sam, ever since the day Morgan brought you to the castle, I knew there was something special about you. It had nothing to do with your magic or whatever Morgan thought you would one d...
Pfft, I scoffed. Feelings. I don’t have feelings. I had so many feelings. None of them were good.
Oh boy, the unicorn said. You do that, Robert Smith. I frowned at him. Who? The unicorn shook his head. This guy I knew. Crazy hair. Sad all the time. Used to sing about it. It got old real fast. Befo...
My fairy drag mother. The woman who had taught me to trust myself and my instincts. Morgan could teach me magic. My parents could teach me morals. Gary and Tiggy could teach me brotherhood. But Mama t...
Mi papá me había dicho una vez que la gente me iba a dar mierda toda mi vida. El monstruo le había dicho a Joe que su familia ya no lo quería. Tendríamos que vivir con eso, con esas cosas que fueron s...
Mi papá me había dicho una vez que la gente haría que mi vida fuera una mierda, el monstruo le había dicho a Joe que su familia no lo quería más. Teníamos que vivir con eso, con aquellas cosas que nos...
It’s not how wishing works. If we got everything we ever wished for, we wouldn’t have the capacity to be thankful for all the things we’d already been given. I’ve got so much already. I don’t ever wan...
If only people talked as much as they overthought everything else, the world would be a much different place.
I would let you stay the night and then have you for breakfast, Gary said. That is… strangely nice, I admitted. Thank you. I would also have you for breakfast as well. He sighed. Too bad you’re like m...
I will, he said. I promise. Ox, or Joe, or Gordo. One of them will find a way. I know it. But it’s… it’s already taking you away from me. But if Ox can still be my Alpha, even if I’m an Omega, then we...