You know you live in America when people can hate who you love, but then can turn around and hug a damn racist. Fuck them. You go out and show them just how stupid they are.
You might be the only one Otter will listen to, but I know for a fact hes the only one you listen to.
You okay, Sam?Ha-ha, why wouldn’t I be? Everything is peachy! I’m okay. I’m than okay.Okay. I only ask because you haven’t stopped staring at me for the last four hours.You lie with all your lies!
You okay, Sam?Ha-ha, why wouldn’t I be? Everything is peachy! I’m okay. I’m better than okay.Okay. I only ask because you haven’t stopped staring at me for the last four hours.You lie with all your li...
You should have just gone with the crazy guy in the bar, the voice said. No shit. Any ideas? Yeah: don’t die. Thanks.
You should put your shirt back on, I said. He squinted at me. Why? Because of… you know. All of that. I waved my hand at his entire being. Then he grinned. And it was evil. All of this? He flexed his...
You sound like a young person. You are probably all hip to the lingo the kids use these days. You and I are the same age, Mr. Tiberius.
You spit your drink over the balcony. It landed on someone. That means you have to marry them. It’s tradition.
You think I gave you ?Maybe.Is there anything about me that screams crack?He grinned as he swayed. Your butt crack, he whispered before dissolving into giggles.
You took something from the King, I said.Did I? the dragon growled. And what might that be?You know.Say it.The Prince.Ah, the dragon said. I'm sorry, but your prince is in another castle.What? I was c...
You want mouth full of knight, Tiggy said. Knight take your flower and eat it.
You want to get a drink later? Maybe after, if you're lucky, you can finally find out what it means to taste the rainbow.
You want to know what it feels like to be castrated? Trying having your nine-year-old brother protect you from your ex-girlfriend after you’ve told her you’re in love with a man.
You went full-on bitchy and made a dramatic exit? He sounded way too gleeful over my histrionics. I have taught you well, my young apprentice.
You were his, Ox. Even then. And he was yours. I
You're so used to what you had before that this is scaring you. And it'd be easier to walk away. It would be easier to pretend this never happened. But the things we want in life will never be easy, a...
You've broken my heart, but it was mine to give.
Your magic gets me hard, he said, looking like he wished he could be anywhere but where he was. When you do anything, I get hard, really. Even your ridiculous sex puns. You remember when you wrapped t...
You’ll have to warn them, Mrs. Von Patterson said seriously. When you go in there. Tell them this town is filled with cougars on the prowl. But that it’s definitely okay to feed the wild animals. All...
You’re my brother, you big queen. I will love you no matter what you do, who you do, or where you do it. Do we have a clear understanding?
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