T.J. Klune Quotes

You sound like a young person. You are probably all hip to the lingo the kids use these days. You and I are the same age, Mr. Tiberius.

You want mouth full of knight, Tiggy said. Knight take your flower and eat it.

You want to get a drink later? Maybe after, if you're lucky, you can finally find out what it means to taste the rainbow.

Your magic gets me hard, he said, looking like he wished he could be anywhere but where he was. When you do anything, I get hard, really. Even your ridiculous sex puns. You remember when you wrapped t...

You’re some creepy-ass Twilight fan fiction? I shrugged. I don’t know what most of that means. I do, Rico said. And I’ll admit that’s not something I’m very proud of right now.

'There are enough people out there that will be more than willing to knock you down. There's no reason for you to do it to yourself.'

¿Darle? Amigo, eres asqueroso-dijo Kelly con incredulidad.-Oh, lo siento si ofendi tu delicada sensibilidad. Quise decir hacerle el amor.

How soon was it, anyways?What? I know what shes asking, and I attempt to stall.That you fucked him. How soon was it after we broke up? Her eyes narrow. Or were we still together? she scowls through gr...

A travesty of epic proportions, Tock agreed. How much you wanna bet they couldn’t even turn the computer on?

After all, one does not scream at lesbians in Doc Martens unless one wants to receive a penis kicking.

And I got to choose him back.

And then came Paul and with Paul came all of you, and for the first time in a long time, I thought maybe I could have something just for me. Someone that didn’t care that I wasn’t always the smartest...

And yours is brown. Like bear-shit brown. Or maybe otter shit. Or maybe bear and otter shit combined.

Be gone, you he-bitch!

Bear? What am I? I sigh. My brother. He cocks an eyebrow. My big brother. Damn right. And what do my parents have in abundance? A tolerance for someone like you? He glares at me. I sigh again. Disposa...

Being gay is so hard, he muttered. Not only do you have to admit that, but then you have to find out what kind of gay you are. It’s all very confusing. It was so much easier when we played with Legos...

Boys can wear makeup, Tiggy said. Not just for women. That a social construct. I

Creed, Im in love with your brother, and I think I fucked everything up.

Dammit. I hate it when my crazy is right.

Do some magic, Ryan whispered to me, right in my ear. Slowly. So I can watch. When we get out of here, I’m going to do so much magic all over you, I told him. You’re going to be covered in it. At that...