But if you worry too much about all the things you could be, you’ll miss out on all the things you actually are.
But he came, when I was at my darkest. I prayed him down from the sky, and he came in a flash of blue fire that lit up the heavens. I know he came by his own choice, but he came because I called him....
And yours is brown. Like bear-shit brown. Or maybe otter shit. Or maybe bear and otter shit combined.
And then came Paul and with Paul came all of you, and for the first time in a long time, I thought maybe I could have something just for me. Someone that didn’t care that I wasn’t always the smartest...
After all, one does not scream at lesbians in Doc Martens unless one wants to receive a penis kicking.
It's not about where you come from. It's about who you are
How soon was it, anyways?What? I know what shes asking, and I attempt to stall.That you fucked him. How soon was it after we broke up? Her eyes narrow. Or were we still together? she scowls through gr...
¿Darle? Amigo, eres asqueroso-dijo Kelly con incredulidad.-Oh, lo siento si ofendi tu delicada sensibilidad. Quise decir hacerle el amor.
You’re some creepy-ass Twilight fan fiction? I shrugged. I don’t know what most of that means. I do, Rico said. And I’ll admit that’s not something I’m very proud of right now.
He stormed out in the way only a drag queen could: in a cloud of glitter, sass, and an air of completely deserved superiority.
Both of us sniffling and wiping our faces. Jesus Christ, Tanner muttered. It smells like feelings in here, Rico said.
You’re not his mentor, Ryan said. Morgan is. Why would you need to teach him anything? Randall cocked his head at Ryan. Ryan blanched. Uh. Why would you need to teach him anything, my lord head wizard...
You’ll have to warn them, Mrs. Von Patterson said seriously. When you go in there. Tell them this town is filled with cougars on the prowl. But that it’s definitely okay to feed the wild animals. All...
Your magic gets me hard, he said, looking like he wished he could be anywhere but where he was. When you do anything, I get hard, really. Even your ridiculous sex puns. You remember when you wrapped t...
You want mouth full of knight, Tiggy said. Knight take your flower and eat it.
You needed people who were going to be able to be strong for you. I thought I could do that. But then that night happened, and I realized just how really weak I was. You were drunk and hurting and nee...
You have pajamas with a dead Palestinian leader’s face on them. I am aware, Gus said, trying not to fidget as Casey essentially stared at his crotch. They’re my Yasser Arapants. Casey choked. Gus wait...
You can be the queen, I allowed. Just don’t tell Gary I said that. Friendships have ended for a lot less than that.
Xander looked toward the ceiling. I love you.Thanks, man, Josy said happily. I love you too.But I don’t like you very much right now.Oh. That’s a bummer to hear so soon after the whole love thing.
With him, I don’t have to worry about all the other bullshit that’s going on. I don’t have to wonder why I’m not smart enough, or why I’m not good enough. Paul doesn’t care about that stuff. I’m not s...