With him, I don’t have to worry about all the other bullshit that’s going on. I don’t have to wonder why I’m not smart enough, or why I’m not good enough. Paul doesn’t care about that stuff. I’m not s...
Truth time, boys, Dad said. Life is all about chances. It’s all about these little moments that add up to greatness. And there are times when you have to grab greatness by the balls and say, ‘Hey! Gre...
This is why we fight. To have our voices heard and to let everyone know we won’t be taken lightly. They don’t know who they’re messing with. They want a war? Bring it. Because we are going to be fierc...
Then he started taking off his clothes, so I said, You’re getting naked? Because of all the skin. His shirt was already off when he said, What? I grasped onto the only thing that made sense. You’re se...
The first time I met him, I accidentally turned his nose into a penis. I was young and thought about dick a lot.Ryan almost fell down. For no apparent reason. He wasn’t even .I arched an eyebrow at hi...
Te lo dirò per la prima e ultima volta, dice lui a denti stretti, quasi con furia. Mi ascolti, Tyson? Sì, riesco a dire. Le cose possono essere state difficili. Può essere stata una situazione schifos...
Sam. Only he could say my name with so much exasperation and fondness all at the same time. It was really quite remarkable.I might have written an ode to his penis in iambic pentameter that goes on fo...
Paul Auster, Nana said. Do you take RoboCop as your lawfully wedded husband?I do.And RoboCop, do you take Paul as your lawfully wedded husband?Madam, you have suffered an emotional shock, RoboCop said...
Patrick will bow before the Forefathers. The Dead Rabbits will belong to them. This world, this… chaos. It is coming to an end.
Ox, he said, a hint of his wolf poking through, eyes flashing. Anything you’d like to tell me? No, I said quickly. Absolutely not. You sure about that? he asked, his grip on my elbow tightening. I jus...
Or not, I said as I ground my teeth. I like to masticate by myself. And you’re so good at it, Gary said. The up and down motions of your… jaw. And then, upon completion, you swallow. Right, Sam? You s...
Muscles. (Not that I could see them under the knight’s armor, but I had a very vivid imagination and I was not ashamed to use it.)
Mark my words, she said, eyes on me. You will sing by the time this is over. The songs of sorrow. The will come for you, Sam of Wilds. The spirits of the dead will haunt you when this is said and do...
Life can suck. It can hurt. It has teeth and won’t hesitate to bite you. But if you pick yourself back up every time it knocks you down, it’ll start to hurt less, because you’ll be stronger.
LOL. Wuteva. What the hell does that mean? Gus asked. Lawl? Lole? I don’t speak youth!
Josy was certain of a few things in his life. He wanted to be an actor. He had an agent who cared about his future. He had friends he’d somehow managed to carve into a family. He liked weed and funky...
I’d always heard that your twenties were for partying until all hours of the night, and then your thirties were pajamas at eight. I couldn’t wait until I turned thirty because I was already there in s...
It’s the hipsters, David said. It’s retro. They need a place to convene and argue whether Holden Caulfield was deep or just a spoiled brat.
It's one thing to love a person, but it's another to love them regardless of their faults. And I had I bunch of them.
I wouldn’t make out with Darren, Vince said. I’m in a one hundred percent committed relationship with Paul.Aw, Paul said. That’s so—wait a minute. That’s the only reason?Well, yeah, I guess, Vince sai...