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The final thing I learned?I was completely and irrevocably obsessed with dicks.And also pretty damn gay.Oh sweat balls, Paul said. That was… something. Also? I’m confused and I have an erection. As if being fat wasn’t hard enough, now I have to be sweaty and like penises. And I want a pizza. What the hell. How is this my life?My dearest Paul, I said finally. I think we might be queer.Well fuck, Paul said succinctly.

T.J. Klune

The final thing I learned?I was completely and irrevocably obsessed with dicks.And also pretty damn gay.Oh sweat balls, Paul said. That was… something. Also? I’m confused and I have an erection. As if being fat wasn’t hard enough, now I have to be sweaty and like penises. And I want a pizza. What the hell. How is this my life?My dearest Paul, I said finally. I think we might be queer.Well fuck, Paul said succinctly.

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