T.J. Klune Quotes

It’s not how wishing works. If we got everything we ever wished for, we wouldn’t have the capacity to be thankful for all the things we’d already been given. I’ve got so much already. I don’t ever wan...

Josy was certain of a few things in his life. He wanted to be an actor. He had an agent who cared about his future. He had friends he’d somehow managed to carve into a family. He liked weed and funky...

LOL. Wuteva. What the hell does that mean? Gus asked. Lawl? Lole? I don’t speak youth!

Life can suck. It can hurt. It has teeth and won’t hesitate to bite you. But if you pick yourself back up every time it knocks you down, it’ll start to hurt less, because you’ll be stronger.

Mi papá me había dicho una vez que la gente haría que mi vida fuera una mierda, el monstruo le había dicho a Joe que su familia no lo quería más. Teníamos que vivir con eso, con aquellas cosas que nos...

Mi papá me había dicho una vez que la gente me iba a dar mierda toda mi vida. El monstruo le había dicho a Joe que su familia ya no lo quería. Tendríamos que vivir con eso, con esas cosas que fueron s...

My fairy drag mother. The woman who had taught me to trust myself and my instincts. Morgan could teach me magic. My parents could teach me morals. Gary and Tiggy could teach me brotherhood. But Mama t...

Oh boy, the unicorn said. You do that, Robert Smith. I frowned at him. Who? The unicorn shook his head. This guy I knew. Crazy hair. Sad all the time. Used to sing about it. It got old real fast. Befo...

Patrick will bow before the Forefathers. The Dead Rabbits will belong to them. This world, this… chaos. It is coming to an end.

Since it wasn’t polite to ask someone if he could keep them in his pocket, he didn’t.

The King sighed. Sam, ever since the day Morgan brought you to the castle, I knew there was something special about you. It had nothing to do with your magic or whatever Morgan thought you would one d...

The first time I met him, I accidentally turned his nose into a penis. I was young and thought about dick a lot.Ryan almost fell down. For no apparent reason. He wasn’t even .I arched an eyebrow at hi...

The script supervisor wasn’t pleased, but Quincy told him that sex wasn’t needed to show love.Wow, Josy said. That’s deep. My name is Josiah Erickson, and I approve this message.

Then he started taking off his clothes, so I said, You’re getting naked? Because of all the skin. His shirt was already off when he said, What? I grasped onto the only thing that made sense. You’re se...

There was a clearing in the middle of the woods. It tasted of lightning and magic. Of claw and fang. And in the middle of this clearing sat a man who had once been a boy. A boy who I had loved. Then a...

This is why we fight. To have our voices heard and to let everyone know we won’t be taken lightly. They don’t know who they’re messing with. They want a war? Bring it. Because we are going to be fierc...

Wherever you are, that’s where my home is.

Xander looked toward the ceiling. I love you.Thanks, man, Josy said happily. I love you too.But I don’t like you very much right now.Oh. That’s a bummer to hear so soon after the whole love thing.

You have so many great people in your life, people who are willing to do anything for you. His voice begins to take on heat. They bend over backwards for you, and all you can do is push them away. How...

You needed people who were going to be able to be strong for you. I thought I could do that. But then that night happened, and I realized just how really weak I was. You were drunk and hurting and nee...