Can you sign something? Nicole demanded. This paper? This napkin? My chest? My inner thighs or my wildest dreams? Whatever you want.Heh, Ryan said. Whoa. Tina barked. Rein your slut back in!
Can I kiss you? It was said so shyly, so hesitantly, that I ached with it. You want to? I asked quietly. He nodded once, a little jerk of his head. I guess that’s all right, I said. I’m not your first...
But it’s also—we had a strange family growing up. Things weren’t always easy. For us. For others. Mistakes were made. Bad things happened. But we survived. We made it through everything. And there cam...
But he came, when I was at my darkest. I prayed him down from the sky, and he came in a flash of blue fire that lit up the heavens. I know he came by his own choice, but he came because I called him....
But I still had trouble with words sometimes. It wasn’t that I didn’t have any. It was that I had too many, and they all got stuck trying to come out at once. But that was okay. Because Joe had plenty...
Basterebbe solo che aprissi la bocca e dicessi: Mi dispiace e Mi ha ferito che tu abbia scelto qualcun altro e non me, e tutto sarebbe finito. Tutto sarebbe dimenticato. Potremmo riprendere i pezzi e...
Anyway, I said loudly. Are we good? Did the Priest give us enough hoodoo so we can get the fu—fudge out? Sorry, Father.It’s okay, the priest assured me. I’m pretty sure your soul is already doomed.
And then came Paul and with Paul came all of you, and for the first time in a long time, I thought maybe I could have something just for me. Someone that didn’t care that I wasn’t always the smartest...
Also, we would accept donations in our name to Planned Parenthood, because the male Republicans who wish to dismantle it should have their testicles hooked up to a car battery. Maybe then they would u...
After all, one does not scream at lesbians in Doc Martens unless one wants to receive a penis kicking.
I’m sorry I made an oath. I did it because I thought it was the right thing to do. And I’m sorry that I can’t break it. But you have to believe me that it’s always been you. I promise. I promise. His...
¿Darle? Amigo, eres asqueroso-dijo Kelly con incredulidad.-Oh, lo siento si ofendi tu delicada sensibilidad. Quise decir hacerle el amor.
¿Carter? ¿Quien es el?-pregunto Gordo-.Quiero conocerlo, en mi oficina asi puedo hacerlo cagar de susto. Maldición, Ox. Más vale que estés usando los malditos condones.-Si. Asegurate de que sean los m...
'But it's weird, right? It's like we're a gay bug zapper and all the gays keep flocking to us because they think we're bright and shiny, but all I want to do is electrocute most of them because they a...
Both of us sniffling and wiping our faces. Jesus Christ, Tanner muttered. It smells like feelings in here, Rico said.
You want to get a drink later? Maybe after, if you're lucky, you can finally find out what it means to taste the rainbow.
You have so many great people in your life, people who are willing to do anything for you. His voice begins to take on heat. They bend over backwards for you, and all you can do is push them away. How...
You have pajamas with a dead Palestinian leader’s face on them.I am aware, Gus said, trying not to fidget as Casey essentially stared at his crotch. They’re my Yasser Arapants.Casey choked.Gus waited....
You can be the queen, I allowed. Just don’t tell Gary I said that. Friendships have ended for a lot less than that.
Yes, well, there's nothing wrong with having a healthy libido, I said, trying to figure out if I should write about the time I sat on Ryan's face or if I should maybe go to church a little bit more. I...