T.J. Klune Quotes

I want to court your son. What does that mean? she asked. It means I want to provide for him to prove my worth, Joe said. And then, once he agrees to be mine, I’ll mount him and then bite him and ever...

I winked at myself in the mirror and then realized that’s what douchebags did, so I vowed to never do it again. I

I wished for Derek Michen to kiss my face off (that one was when I was nine years old and was absolutely positive he was the love of my life. He did kiss me two weeks later, but then he also kissed Je...

It’s been said by many people that I look like I know what I’m doing.

I´m a Rubik´s Cube, Josy said honestly. „I´m made up of rainbow colors, but they´re all out of order, and you need to spin me around until I start making sense.

I’m now utterly convinced that this is part of some master scheme by the psychotic villain known as Kori and her sidekick, Sandy.

Monsters are real. Magic is real. The world is a dark and frightening place and it’s all real.

Muscles. (Not that I could see them under the knight’s armor, but I had a very vivid imagination and I was not ashamed to use it.)

My daddy had told me once that people were gonna give me shit all my life. The monster had told Joe that his family didn't want him anymore. We'd have to live with that, those things that were whisper...

My future, Joe said, is Ox. Ah god, that made me ache. Is that so? Mom asked. How do you figure? He’s really nice, Joe said seriously. And smells good. And he makes me happy. And I want to do nothing...

Or not, I said as I ground my teeth. I like to masticate by myself. And you’re so good at it, Gary said. The up and down motions of your… jaw. And then, upon completion, you swallow. Right, Sam? You s...

Ox, he said, a hint of his wolf poking through, eyes flashing. Anything you’d like to tell me? No, I said quickly. Absolutely not. You sure about that? he asked, his grip on my elbow tightening. I jus...

Paul Auster, Nana said. Do you take RoboCop as your lawfully wedded husband?I do.And RoboCop, do you take Paul as your lawfully wedded husband?Madam, you have suffered an emotional shock, RoboCop said...

Robert Redford is like cheese: he ages well and I want to put him in my mouth.

Sam. Only he could say my name with so much exasperation and fondness all at the same time. It was really quite remarkable.I might have written an ode to his penis in iambic pentameter that goes on fo...

She liked to talk big sometimes, you know. I think we all do.

Someone, my mother had said. Make someone very happy. Not a her. But someone. I

Sometimes I float along the riverFor its surface I am boundAnd there are times stones done fill my pocketsAnd it's into this river I drown

Sometimes it's enough to love someone just the way they are. Other times, you have to work at it so that it doesn't fade away.

Te lo dirò per la prima e ultima volta, dice lui a denti stretti, quasi con furia. Mi ascolti, Tyson? Sì, riesco a dire. Le cose possono essere state difficili. Può essere stata una situazione schifos...