You’re some creepy-ass Twilight fan fiction? I shrugged. I don’t know what most of that means. I do, Rico said. And I’ll admit that’s not something I’m very proud of right now.
You’re the only one I trust to help me with my love life. That was the worst thing a human being has ever said to me. Don’t do it again.
You want mouth full of knight, Tiggy said. Knight take your flower and eat it.
You took something from the King, I said.Did I? the dragon growled. And what might that be?You know.Say it.The Prince.Ah, the dragon said. I'm sorry, but your prince is in another castle.What? I was c...
You think I gave you ?Maybe.Is there anything about me that screams crack?He grinned as he swayed. Your butt crack, he whispered before dissolving into giggles.
You sound like a young person. You are probably all hip to the lingo the kids use these days. You and I are the same age, Mr. Tiberius.
You can’t hide your head in the sand without expecting your ass to get burned.
Well, now, Mrs. Havisham said, all but purring as she leaned forward, ample cleavage on display. You’ve grown up, haven’t you? Tell me, Gustavo. What are your thoughts on having an experienced lover?N...
Wait until you meet the therapist. That bad?Let's just say i can't believe he's a real person.Like Santa Claus?More like if Santa Claus and Ron Jeremy had a child and then that child had a child with...
The script supervisor wasn’t pleased, but Quincy told him that sex wasn’t needed to show love.Wow, Josy said. That’s deep. My name is Josiah Erickson, and I approve this message.
That’s code for sex, I said to Morgan. Do not go to their bakery. Morgan covered his eyes with his hand and sighed. We
That's the thing, Gussy. Some choices hurt. Some decisions hurt. But the only reason they hurt is because you care about them so much. You were my good decision, Gustavo. My right one. I've always tho...
Sometimes it's enough to love someone just the way they are. Other times, you have to work at it so that it doesn't fade away.
Sometimes I float along the riverFor its surface I am boundAnd there are times stones done fill my pocketsAnd it's into this river I drown
Since it wasn’t polite to ask someone if he could keep them in his pocket, he didn’t.
Saying goodbye is rough. I think I told you once that goodbye sounds so stupid and final and blah, blah, blah. But I was younger then. I didn’t know what I know now. Roads can diverge. It’s tough but...
Roses surrounded the raven, thorns wrapping around its talons. Runes and archaic symbols stretched along my forearms: Romanian, Sumerian, Gaelic. An amalgamation of all those who had come before me. M...
Normal Seven went to Heaven where he immediately tripped and fell! God said, ‘Gee you’re too Normal for me’ and sent him straight to hell!
NIGHT, I dreamt of him. He was waiting for me on the dirt road, the sun filtering through the leaves, little splashes of light on the ground like puddles of rippling water. He smiled so brightly as I...
My future, Joe said, is Ox. Ah god, that made me ache. Is that so? Mom asked. How do you figure? He’s really nice, Joe said seriously. And smells good. And he makes me happy. And I want to do nothing...