Mark was watching me. What? I asked, still chuckling. He shook his head slowly. Uh—nothing. I just—it’s nice. Hearing you. Like this. I like it. When you laugh. Then he blushed furiously and looked aw...
Maybe you can bring that up at the next fan club meeting too.Hey! I don’t even know what you’re talking about, okay? I hear things when I’m on my travels. I don’t even care about stuff like that. I ca...
My fairy drag mother. The woman who had taught me to trust myself and my instincts. Morgan could teach me magic. My parents could teach me morals. Gary and Tiggy could teach me brotherhood. But Mama t...
Normal Seven went to Heaven where he immediately tripped and fell! God said, ‘Gee you’re too Normal for me’ and sent him straight to hell!
Oh boy, the unicorn said. You do that, Robert Smith. I frowned at him. Who? The unicorn shook his head. This guy I knew. Crazy hair. Sad all the time. Used to sing about it. It got old real fast. Befo...
One of the great travesties of life is finding out porn is unrealistic.
Or not, I said as I ground my teeth. I like to masticate by myself. And you’re so good at it, Gary said. The up and down motions of your… jaw. And then, upon completion, you swallow. Right, Sam? You s...
Our eyes met like a car crash, colliding and breaking away.
Please just let me have you. Please. Nothing else matters if I can’t have you.
Queens, Charlie muttered. Can’t live with them, can’t shoot them because it would get glitter everywhere.
Sorry, he muttered as he pulled it away. Sure, I said faintly. Sure. I wondered how to go about asking him to poke me with his sword again.
You have so many great people in your life, people who are willing to do anything for you. His voice begins to take on heat. They bend over backwards for you, and all you can do is push them away. How...
Take your pick. It literally could be any one of those things and many, many more. It's hard to live a morally good life when you have a propensity for shenanigans.
The final thing I learned?I was completely and irrevocably obsessed with dicks.And also pretty damn gay.Oh sweat balls, Paul said. That was… something. Also? I’m confused and I have an erection. As if...
Where Tyson Meets the Man Who Becomes Helena Handbasket
There are things more important in this world than where I come from. And that's where I'm going.
'I believe that you will never know victory because you already assume you have it. And that, my son, will be your undoing.' He's still smiling when the gray-eyed man shoots him in the head.
'The image of you putting a condom on a banana to teach me about gay sex is forever ingrained in my head.' 'Well, a good father teaches his son about the facts of life.' 'You didn't have to put the ba...
'There are enough people out there that will be more than willing to knock you down. There's no reason for you to do it to yourself.'
And Casey said, We could go get a pizza and a beer, maybe? If you wanted to.And . was on the list. Gus was prepared for . And before he could think it through, Gus said, Hey, bro, I have a better ide...
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