Can I kiss you? It was said so shyly, so hesitantly, that I ached with it. You want to? I asked quietly. He nodded once, a little jerk of his head. I guess that’s all right, I said. I’m not your first...
But it’s also—we had a strange family growing up. Things weren’t always easy. For us. For others. Mistakes were made. Bad things happened. But we survived. We made it through everything. And there cam...
But Mama taught me that while life had sharp edges, it would only cut you if you allowed it to.
But I still had trouble with words sometimes. It wasn’t that I didn’t have any. It was that I had too many, and they all got stuck trying to come out at once. But that was okay. Because Joe had plenty...
Be gone, you he-bitch!
Basterebbe solo che aprissi la bocca e dicessi: Mi dispiace e Mi ha ferito che tu abbia scelto qualcun altro e non me, e tutto sarebbe finito. Tutto sarebbe dimenticato. Potremmo riprendere i pezzi e...
Anyway, I said loudly. Are we good? Did the Priest give us enough hoodoo so we can get the fu—fudge out? Sorry, Father.It’s okay, the priest assured me. I’m pretty sure your soul is already doomed.
Also, we would accept donations in our name to Planned Parenthood, because the male Republicans who wish to dismantle it should have their testicles hooked up to a car battery. Maybe then they would u...
Above it was a sign. It didn’t have any words on it. Instead there was a fluffy teddy bear with an eye patch, a harness, and a leather cap tilted on its head. It had a cigar sticking out of its bared...
I’m sorry I made an oath. I did it because I thought it was the right thing to do. And I’m sorry that I can’t break it. But you have to believe me that it’s always been you. I promise. I promise. His...
¿Carter? ¿Quien es el?-pregunto Gordo-.Quiero conocerlo, en mi oficina asi puedo hacerlo cagar de susto. Maldición, Ox. Más vale que estés usando los malditos condones.-Si. Asegurate de que sean los m...
'But it's weird, right? It's like we're a gay bug zapper and all the gays keep flocking to us because they think we're bright and shiny, but all I want to do is electrocute most of them because they a...
You’re the only one I trust to help me with my love life. That was the worst thing a human being has ever said to me. Don’t do it again.
You want to get a drink later? Maybe after, if you're lucky, you can finally find out what it means to taste the rainbow.
You think I gave you ?Maybe.Is there anything about me that screams crack?He grinned as he swayed. Your butt crack, he whispered before dissolving into giggles.
You sound like a young person. You are probably all hip to the lingo the kids use these days. You and I are the same age, Mr. Tiberius.
You have so many great people in your life, people who are willing to do anything for you. His voice begins to take on heat. They bend over backwards for you, and all you can do is push them away. How...
You have pajamas with a dead Palestinian leader’s face on them.I am aware, Gus said, trying not to fidget as Casey essentially stared at his crotch. They’re my Yasser Arapants.Casey choked.Gus waited....
Yes, well, there's nothing wrong with having a healthy libido, I said, trying to figure out if I should write about the time I sat on Ryan's face or if I should maybe go to church a little bit more. I...
We’re inevitable.