That’s a federal crime, I told him. Punishable by three to five years in a minimum-security prison. You’ll get passed around like condiments at a barbeque. My hole is already quivering, he said.
Sorry, he muttered as he pulled it away. Sure, I said faintly. Sure. I wondered how to go about asking him to poke me with his sword again.
Se puede planificar la vida, pero la vida siempre tiene sus propios planes.
Robert Redford is like cheese: he ages well and I want to put him in my mouth.
MARK SAID, I knew. From the very first day, I knew that you were made for something great. I am proud to call you my friend and pack. CARTER SAID, I hope you’re ready for werewolf stamina. Like, f...
MARK REFUSED to leave my side. On the nights when I couldn’t stand the sight of another person, he would stay outside my door. Sometimes I would let him in. He would motion for me to turn around, faci...
Look. This has been… fun. Lie. This had been nerve-racking and I needed to go masturbate. But I have to go. I’ve got stuff to do before I head out again. Masturbate. Wizard stuff. Like… secret wizard...
Joe crowded into my side, sitting down next to me, not leaving any room between us. The meal was an exercise in torture. He leaned in often when talking to me, breath on my neck, whispering in my ear....
I’m now utterly convinced that this is part of some master scheme by the psychotic villain known as Kori and her sidekick, Sandy.
I´m a Rubik´s Cube, Josy said honestly. „I´m made up of rainbow colors, but they´re all out of order, and you need to spin me around until I start making sense.
It’s not destiny, Ox. You’re not bound by this. Not yet. There’s a choice. There is always a choice. My wolf chose you. I chose you. And if you don’t choose me, then that’s your choice and I will walk...
It’s a nice dick, Bambi said. Oh my god, would you please not stare at my alfa’s junk? He’s pretty good with it too, Jessie said. Joe growled at both of them as he followed his mate. Bambi laughed as...
It started when I was a kid. I would pout and people would give me things like burritos or baseball cards. Then I got older and people would try and give me sex instead, and I just wanted another burr...
If we wanted to hear from someone, we wrote a letter and got a response in three months. That was considered fast. Now, everyone is all about now, now, now.
I would let you stay the night and then have you for breakfast, Gary said.
I winked at myself in the mirror and then realized that’s what douchebags did, so I vowed to never do it again. I
I was all like rawr and grr but then I smelled it again and it was him and it was all kaboom!I don’t even know! I don’t even know! You gotta smell him and then tell me why it’s all candy canes and pi...
I remember, the first time I saw you.I did too, something seared into my memory, but it wasn’t about me, right then.You were this… fierce thing, he said, moving the wipe to my left eye, pressing caref...
I need you to know that I meant what I said.When you said what?Everything I've ever said to you. Everything, Ox.
I didn’t want to go to my room. I wanted to go see Gary and bitch and moan and braid his mane and have him tell me that Justin was a giant cockfucker and I was so much prettier than him.