T.J. Klune Quotes

But I still had trouble with words sometimes. It wasn’t that I didn’t have any. It was that I had too many, and they all got stuck trying to come out at once. But that was okay. Because Joe had plenty...

But Mama taught me that while life had sharp edges, it would only cut you if you allowed it to.

But it’s also—we had a strange family growing up. Things weren’t always easy. For us. For others. Mistakes were made. Bad things happened. But we survived. We made it through everything. And there cam...

Can I kiss you? It was said so shyly, so hesitantly, that I ached with it. You want to? I asked quietly. He nodded once, a little jerk of his head. I guess that’s all right, I said. I’m not your first...

Dates usually meant expectations. And expectations led to situations that Josy wasn’t comfortable with. It was easier to just avoid it entirely.

Eric pressed himself against me, a long hot line of sweat and flesh. There was a roll of his hips against mine and I said, Wow. He laughed. The

Estan en una pandilla.Son vendedores de drogas. Tuvieron que abandonar su otra escuela por que mataron a su maestra.

Eyebrows of Judgment, Casey said, wiggling his fingers at Gus’s face. We meet again. Don’t talk to my eyebrows,

Gary snorted. When he did, little pink and purple sparkles shot out his nose. Being a unicorn is awesome like that.

Gary, the dragon whispered in awe, the name on his lips sounding almost like benediction. Have two syllables ever sounded more beautiful together? Geh. Ree. The gods must have outdone themselves the d...

Gus thought maybe this is what normal people did, but he couldn’t quite figure out how normal could be so goddamn terrifying. When he had been abnormal, weird, and strange, he had never had to worry a...

Gus, dressed in the finest button-down shirt he could find in his house (plain white—Pastor Tommy had worn it when he was trying to infiltrate a Young Republicans meeting, only to have been found out,...

He grins to himself as he thinks of his little cabal, this great band of warriors consisting of an old woman, a passion-struck fool, and a man with a feeble mind. At least they've all got the loyalty...

He stares off into the distance sometimes, Chris added helpfully. With his quiet strength. And his angst.

Heyyy, I said with a wave. What. Is. ., he says, Gary snapped, flipping his mane prettily. Can you believe this? You raise a child most of his life, watch him go through years of puberty to become a...

He’s going to murder me, Josy moaned. And then he won’t want to be my boyfriend because I’m dead, and no one wants to date a dead guy except for necrophiliacs and teenage girls.

His fiancé was somewhere in Verania with a sexually aggressive dragon (which I was still offended about, by the way), and Ryan was stuck here with a malfunctioning wizard apprentice who secretly pined...

I briefly considered getting a cat, but then decided against it because I didn’t want to be one of those people. You know what I mean. My grandmother, Gigi (Mom’s mom), was one of them. She’d make tun...

I started with one squirt but didn’t think that was enough, so I ended up accidentally spraying on six more. I went back to the beach to wait, smelling like a department-store tragedy.

I think you are seriously overestimating my dancing abilities. My kind of dancing usually ends up on the Internet, where people watch it so they can stop feeling sorry about their own lives. You know...