T.J. Klune Quotes

I’m not going to do anything about it, I said. He’s young. He’s going to college. He’s going to have a life. He’s my friend, and that’s— Carter snorted. Yeah, good luck with that, Oxnard. Trust me. Wh...

I always thought unicorns were made from sunshine and rainbows and good feelings. Like you just appeared one day in a field filled with flowers and a big fat sunbeam falling all around you. And there’...

Anyone that gave them shit for anything would find a drag queen’s spiked heel up their urethra.

And what’s that about? he asked, nodding toward the wolf that now had the collar of Carter’s coat between its teeth and was trying to drag him away. It wasn’t going so well for the timber wolf, seeing...

Otter. Otter. Otter, I mutter. Yes, Bear? he says beautifully. Don’t lead cows to slaughter, I say. He arches an eyebrow. Come again? I take a deep breath. I… love you and I know I should’ve told ya s...

Because you love me, I said, sounding smug.More like you grew on me, he said. Like fungus.

Charlie snorted. Ms. Muffman, may I introduce to you Lulu Deerdancer and Buster Cleveland. According to their IDs, both are in their twenties. Lulu here likes to fellate a sucker on his finger while l...

Because sometimes it's about letting go of what your mind tells you and following what your heart shows you instead. That's how you know it will always be real.

Regardless of what your beliefs are, regardless of who you are and are not related to here, Surely you can agree that I am still your King. And as your King, I am ordering you to shut your mouth.That...

I would do anything to make you happy because no one had ever smelled like you did. It was candy canes and pinecones. It was epic and awesome. and it was home.

So I said, Hey, Joe, and hoped it was a start. He was startled. He opened and closed his mouth a few times. He made a growling noise deep in his chest, a low rumble that made my skin itch. It was plea...

Oh, Sam. Sam, Sam, Sam. You know nothing about dragons, do you? Wow. How the hell are we your destiny? You poor, poor sexy man-child. I feel bad for you. And slightly aroused. But mostly bad. And arou...

Because for all his bravado, for all the sass and the sarcasm, he is still the greatest wizard I have ever known. He's the better part of all of us. And I am humbled to be in his presence.

As your Alpha, I command you to save me, I told them. They just stared at me. Useless fucking pack.

I was too busy writing sad ballads to unrequited love in my head and planning a life where my hand would be my boyfriend.

One of the great travesties of life is finding out porn is unrealistic.

Please just let me have you. Please. Nothing else matters if I can’t have you.

If I’d known this was going to be a black-tie affair, I would have put on underwear.

That’s not the question you should be asking, though, if this is a dream. The question you should be asking is what you’re going to do now? Because you’re awake?

The cause of death listed by the coroner would be swooning over elderly men who were too precious for this world.