I said something I’d been thinking for a long while, This guy came into work. I thought he was attractive. I check out guys sometimes. It came out fast because that was the first time I’d said it alou...
I ground my teeth as I bit back words I knew would hurt. That was the danger with knowing and loving others. You always knew things about them to throw back in their faces.
I check out guys sometimes. It came out fast because that was the first time I’d said it aloud. It felt like relief. And terror. Carter didn’t say anything for a minute. And then he said, Oh. Okay. Di...
Gary preened. Sam. . I'm .
And I got to choose him back.
« The whole gay thing. You know, I’ve been doing some research about that.Uh-oh. Have you?Yes.
You should put your shirt back on, I said. He squinted at me. Why? Because of… you know. All of that. I waved my hand at his entire being. Then he grinned. And it was evil. All of this? He flexed his...
You should have just gone with the crazy guy in the bar, the voice said. No shit. Any ideas? Yeah: don’t die. Thanks.
You might be the only one Otter will listen to, but I know for a fact hes the only one you listen to.
Why’d the chicken cross the road? I gaped at him. Because it got scared after it saw me kicking your ass!
Where we love is home—home that our feet may leave but not our hearts. —Oliver Wendell Holmes
Where Tyson Meets the Man Who Becomes Helena Handbasket
We’re inevitable.
United States of America? More like United States of Extraordinary Injustice Against Certain Segments of the Population All Because Rednecks Are Scared of Butt Sex.
Underground cock fighting? I was horrified. I would never do that to roosters, I said. He winked at me. I wasn’t talking about roosters. I threw up a little in my mouth. I just learned something new....
This is for life. When the wolf attaches, it is for life. I
This can be our share space. He waved his arms around like he was encompassing the entire area.Our share space, Gus repeated.Yes, Casey said seriously. You can share with me in our share space. It’s a...
The cause of death listed by the coroner would be swooning over elderly men who were too precious for this world.
Someone, my mother had said. Make someone very happy. Not a her. But someone. I
Please just let me have you. Please. Nothing else matters if I can’t have you.