T.J. Klune Quotes

Hi, Sam!Hi, Tiggy.You okay?Yes, Tiggy.Tiggy smash something for Sam?No, Tiggy.Tiggy smash something for Sam.He smashed one of the wooden sparring dummies.Thank you, Tiggy.Tiggy smash! he bellowed and...

They must have been listening, Art said, shrugging slightly. The sun is shining, and maybe they just needed some encouragment. The earth is like that, you know. It needs to hear that someone is waitin...

To be fair to Lady Tina DeSilva, it was not a battle she could have won. Because Ryan Foxheart was the dreamiest dream to have ever been dreamed.

Hmm, Gary said. Yes. Your meeting. Your secret meeting that you never tell anyone about or where it is or why you go. That meeting.

How is that weird? Dark the First asked incredulously. Literally everyone does it. Literally. I really wish you’d stop saying literally, Dark the Second said. I literally don’t think you understand wh...

There’s the idolatry I know and avoid.

I already have enough doubts as it is. I can’t have them from you too. I need you, man. To have my back. He pounced on those words, of course. Doubts? Then why are you even doing this? I said, Not abo...

I am going to wreck him so bad, I promised to everyone within hearing distance.A lot of people heard me, apparently, if the way they took a few steps away from me meant anything. I rolled my eyes at t...

Never, ever let anyone tell you that who you are is wrong.It's okay to be gay. Or straight. Or bisexual.It's also okay to be asexual, demisexual, pansexual, or aromantic.You do you, and if anyone give...

I've raised you to be honest and kind. I've raised you to be brave and strong. If you become the man I think you'll be, then you and me will always be eye to eye.

I check out guys sometimes. It came out fast because that was the first time I’d said it aloud. It felt like relief. And terror. Carter didn’t say anything for a minute. And then he said, Oh. Okay. Di...

I could appreciate the older man. I had eyes, after all. He was all tall and barrel-chested and rocked a mustache that curled at the ends. Gary and I agreed he was a total KILF.

I couldn’t help but feel grateful that he was taking charge. It was like he knew I was tired of keeping my shoulders squared and my head high. I was tired of being strong and doing what was right. I d...

I don’t have time for all the relations and courting and wooing bullshit, I said. I’m a wizard. I have quests.Uh, you’re an apprentice, Gary said. And you’re sent on errands.

I ground my teeth as I bit back words I knew would hurt. That was the danger with knowing and loving others. You always knew things about them to throw back in their faces.

Kelly said, I don't understand. Why does he keep making those faces at me? Why does he stutter every time I try talking to him? I didn't do anything to Robbie. I don't get why he's acting weird.Robbie...

The choices humans make are like a ripple in a pond. They carry from one to another, bouncing, dancing. Colliding. And still they go on. But you. The choices you make are like a tsunami in the ocean.

Sometimes I think I like you, Gus said. And then you talk or breathe or exist and I’m not so sure.

Found out I really hated dancing with strangers who were trying to get up in my business, so I filled in the silence with vivid descriptions of how we’d have at least ten kids and that I knew a spell...

You should have just gone with the crazy guy in the bar, the voice said. No shit. Any ideas? Yeah: don’t die. Thanks.