Where we love is home—home that our feet may leave but not our hearts. —Oliver Wendell Holmes
You just have to believe, I said as I flexed. I believe you should work out more if you’re going to keep doing that, Gary said. Because it’s making me feel sad for you.
Life isn’t defined by how long it is. It’s the moments you have while you’re alive.
Paul? Yeah? Don’t take this the wrong way. I tried not to flinch. Here it comes. Vince sighed. I think I’m going to fall in love with you.
It’ll be the Date to End All Dates, I told Gary as he nosed his way through my closet. And yes, before you ask, it is capitalized just like it sounds. Great plans should always be capitalized.
Low-slung shorts/you and joe IT WAS not a gradual thing. Wait. That was a lie. I didn’t know it was a gradual thing. But it must have been. It had to have been. Because it’s the only thing that ex...
I always thought unicorns were made from sunshine and rainbows and good feelings. Like you just appeared one day in a field filled with flowers and a big fat sunbeam falling all around you. And there’...
The choices humans make are like a ripple in a pond. They carry from one to another, bouncing, dancing. Colliding. And still they go on. But you. The choices you make are like a tsunami in the ocean.
I am a strong, independent unicorn,and I will not take your shit.
I am eighty-three years old, but I only remember the last seventy-one years. You see, when I was twelve, I met a blue-eyed boy and fell in love. I can only remember the last seventy-one years because...
Now people are so concerned with virtue and innocence that they are blinded to the fact that when people get together, sex happens. We are held by societal standards that the body needs to be covered...
There’s too many other people in the world who want nothing more than to kick you when you’re down. Don’t you dare do that job for them.
Kelly is kind of cute.
I don’t want to know when you’ve been tied up in the fun way, I told him.
I asked you your name again.Cavalo.That's it? Warren had said then and he said now.It's all I have.You have more.No, Cavalo said. There's nothing left.
Sam’s just dealing with some issues. He recently came to the realization that he’s a twenty-year-old virgin prude.
I bet he wants to solve Ryan’s riddle, Mary said. And then he probably wants to riddle his Ryan.
I bet there’s like an Easter egg on one of the DVDs, Sandy said, taking a drink of his tea. A deleted scene that shows Eeyore jerking off to a photo of Pooh fucking Piglet while hanging himself with h...
Sometimes I think I like you, Gus said. And then you talk or breathe or exist and I’m not so sure.
The bastard. How dare he? I was drowning in a fucking river that he was still attempting to save me from, and he was telling me he was going to push me back in and hold me under. My father's death had...
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