T.J. Klune Quotes

I try to rub my arms, but I still feel cold.I dress, but nothing I put on fits right.I try and eat, but all the food tastes like sawdust.I turn on the TV, but the lights and noise hurt my head.I pace...

I could appreciate the older man. I had eyes, after all. He was all tall and barrel-chested and rocked a mustache that curled at the ends. Gary and I agreed he was a total KILF.

I should have known it was going to go downhill from there.Now, I understand you’re looking to be dominated, Sir said.Justin squeaked.Uhh, I said. I don’t think that’s quite what I—Did I say you could...

I don’t have time for all the relations and courting and wooing bullshit, I said. I’m a wizard. I have quests.Uh, you’re an apprentice, Gary said. And you’re sent on errands.

I’m not crazy. Never said you were. Therapy isn’t necessarily for crazy, though it’s ableist to think that way.

Really? Joe said, sounding furious. You want to know why, Ox? Because I just lost my father and I am broken because of it. Losing him hurts more than anything I’ve ever felt before. But losing you? Ox...

You can only get knocked down so many times before you start shying away from a raised hand, even if it's extended in kindness.

I've raised you to be honest and kind. I've raised you to be brave and strong. If you become the man I think you'll be, then you and me will always be eye to eye.

Chris pulled a small notepad from a pocket lining the inside of his jacket. He opened it, putting it on the table before him. He frowned, patting his outside pockets, before pulling out a stubby penci...

I was reading on the computer that you have to keep your man interested, so it's always good to make sure he knows others are. I frown at him. Angels are not allowed to go on the Internet. He winces....

–¡Mamá! Mamá, ¡tienes que olfatearlo! Es como… como… ¡Ni siquiera lo sé! Estaba caminando en el bosque para ver los límites de nuestro territorio así podría ser como papá y luego estaba como… guau. Lu...

I check out guys sometimes. It came out fast because that was the first time I’d said it aloud. It felt like relief. And terror. Carter didn’t say anything for a minute. And then he said, Oh. Okay. Di...

For every person out there who says a man can't love another man, just know this: you're wrong because I have loved. I am loved.

It’s Helena Handbasket.

Otter did this! I didn’t do anything wrong. He tricked me! He tricked me and left! Just like I knew he would! I think I hear him call my name, but my ears are pounding too hard to be sure. It sounds l...

They must have been listening, Art said, shrugging slightly. The sun is shining, and maybe they just needed some encouragment. The earth is like that, you know. It needs to hear that someone is waitin...

He gave me a lot, but it would have never been enough. He looks thoughtful as he gazes back down at me. It would never have been enough, he tells me, because it would never have been you.

He’s on money though, right? Creed asks. Yeah, he is. How’d he do that if he wasn’t president? He probably had a big dick. I grin. Like the bigger it was, the higher the bill you would be on or someth...

How is that weird? Dark the First asked incredulously. Literally everyone does it. Literally. I really wish you’d stop saying literally, Dark the Second said. I literally don’t think you understand wh...

I already have enough doubts as it is. I can’t have them from you too. I need you, man. To have my back. He pounced on those words, of course. Doubts? Then why are you even doing this? I said, Not abo...