Oh my gods, Gary groaned from behind us. Would you two just go already? This is so godsdamned disturbing to watch. It's like you're face-fucking me with a dick made of sugar. Stop it. You stop it rig...
Oh my god, Ox, your life is like those shitty sparkly vampire movies. That I’ve never seen and don’t like at all, shut up. Oh
Oh my god, Ox, your life is like those shitty sparkly vampire movies. That I’ve never seen and don’t like at all, shut up.
Later, when I’m on the edge of sleep, I hear him whisper, You’ll see. One day, you’ll see what I’ve seen all along. And then I’m gone.
I’m angry, I admitted. So angry. I know, she said, squeezing my hands. It’s why we’re dancing. I find it hard to be angry when I’m dancing. There’s just something about it that doesn’t foster rage.
It's you, I said, not able to look away. It's how I feel when I'm with you. How I think I've always felt. You're my lightning-struck heart. It doesn't matter about the cornerstone. It doesn't matter a...
If you’re not done in that minute, I will describe in excruciating detail that one time my hoof got stuck in Kevin’s asshole. You understand me? I
I want Otter to run back to San Diego and go back to the stupid fucking boyfriend, who Ive never met but cannot stand.
I just want to be wherever you are.
I don’t have time for all the relations and courting and wooing bullshit, I said. I’m a wizard. I have quests.Uh, you’re an apprentice, Gary said. And you’re sent on errands.
I don't think this is working out between us, I told him. You and I want different things. It's not me, it's you.
I can’t wait for the day when you tell me you’ve got the clap. He cocks his head to the side. That’s what you can’t wait for? Out of everything in the world, that’s what you can’t wait for? Bear, that...
I bet there’s like an Easter egg on one of the DVDs, Sandy said, taking a drink of his tea. A deleted scene that shows Eeyore jerking off to a photo of Pooh fucking Piglet while hanging himself with h...
He’s my brother. You don’t turn away from someone like him just because he likes dick instead of the good stuff. I chuckle. You certainly haven’t lost your way with words.
He said, Don’t, and walked away.
He put his finger guns away. He should not be allowed to carry weapons of mass humiliation.
For every person out there who says a man can't love another man, just know this: you're wrong because I have loved. I am loved.
Everything always changes, he said quietly. And you wake up one dayand don’t recognize the life you had before you went to sleep.
Calling me a freak doesn’t say anything about me, but it says all you need to know about the person hurling it like a grenade.
But you are my brother. You are Kelly’s brother. We would do anything for you. You can’t leave again, I said, voice rough. Not again. You can’t. You would do anything for me? Good. Fine. Don’t leave....