T.J. Klune Quotes

Low-slung shorts/you and joe     IT WAS not a gradual thing. Wait. That was a lie. I didn’t know it was a gradual thing. But it must have been. It had to have been. Because it’s the only thing that ex...

I don't think this is working out between us, I told him. You and I want different things. It's not me, it's you.

It doesn't matter. I've moved on from something that was never there to begin with. That's one of the dire things about escaping from childhood. Eventually you grow up and realize the things you wante...

I said something I’d been thinking for a long while, This guy came into work. I thought he was attractive. I check out guys sometimes. It came out fast because that was the first time I’d said it alou...

You can’t say your wish out loud. Not when you look up at the stars. If you do, it won’t come true. And I can’t… I can’t allow that to happen to you. He watched me. I watched him back.

You know you live in America when people can hate who you love, but then can turn around and hug a damn racist. Fuck them. You go out and show them just how stupid they are.

Then Rico said, Okay, like. No offense, papi. You know I love you. Bros for life, and all that. But did you go a little nuts in your head from the mystical moon magic? Because it seems like you went a...

I’m fine. Sure you are. But it’s okay not to be. You know that, right?

Oh no, Lartin moaned. You’re Sam of Wilds.Such a sexy name, Gary sighed. Have I ever told you that?

Kelly is kind of cute.

He gave me a lot, but it would have never been enough. He looks thoughtful as he gazes back down at me. It would never have been enough, he tells me, because it would never have been you.

It’s Helena Handbasket.

I’m glad you think that murder is bad because of how someone can use it against you,

So, funny story. There are fairies? In the Dark Woods. And I might have pissed off their king.There was silence. Then, Of course you did.

Found out I really hated dancing with strangers who were trying to get up in my business, so I filled in the silence with vivid descriptions of how we’d have at least ten kids and that I knew a spell...

Hi, my name is Ryan Foxheart. Oh no! There’s danger afoot! Let me pull out my sword and pose. I mimed pulling a sword from my side and cocked an eyebrow. Notice how dashing I am. And immaculate. And t...

You can only get knocked down so many times before you start shying away from a raised hand, even if it's extended in kindness.

How do you say what's in your heart if your heart is something you haven't known for years? How do you give yourself completely when all you've done is bury yourself in grief? How do you come back fro...

When Big Eddie left, I only worried about how it affected me. I didn't worry about the others. I was selfish. Self-centred. I took to the river and let myself float on its waters. I didn't care if I d...

I can’t wait for the day when you tell me you’ve got the clap. He cocks his head to the side. That’s what you can’t wait for? Out of everything in the world, that’s what you can’t wait for? Bear, that...