T.J. Klune Quote
I like you, Gary finally said in a low voice.Thank you? I thought you already did.No. Like, I like you. Before, I was just pretending. I actually think I almost despised you. But now I don’t.You almost despised me.Almost.And now you don’t.Now I don’t.Because….Gary breathed more on his face, nostrils flaring. Then (finally), Unicorns are fickle creatures. I don’t need a reason to change my mind. It’s been done and you should just accept it and be thankful I no longer plot to murder you in your sleep.Testify, Tiggy said.So now you have affection for me, Ryan said, and you—I didn’t say affection. I said I liked you, not that I’m ready to pick out curtains. Gods. Calm the fuck down. You’re engaged to be married. I will not be your dirty little secret. I am a strong, independent unicorn, and I will not take your shit.
I like you, Gary finally said in a low voice.Thank you? I thought you already did.No. Like, I like you. Before, I was just pretending. I actually think I almost despised you. But now I don’t.You almost despised me.Almost.And now you don’t.Now I don’t.Because….Gary breathed more on his face, nostrils flaring. Then (finally), Unicorns are fickle creatures. I don’t need a reason to change my mind. It’s been done and you should just accept it and be thankful I no longer plot to murder you in your sleep.Testify, Tiggy said.So now you have affection for me, Ryan said, and you—I didn’t say affection. I said I liked you, not that I’m ready to pick out curtains. Gods. Calm the fuck down. You’re engaged to be married. I will not be your dirty little secret. I am a strong, independent unicorn, and I will not take your shit.