I glanced back at my merry little band of travelers. A hornless gay unicorn. A half-giant. A knight who was a jerk but that I wanted to have for breakfast.
If Sam were a tree, you know what kind of tree he’d be?What kind?A pine. Because of all the pining.
So I said, Goddammit, and hugged it out with the both of them, because feelings.
Gary, why Sam sweating?Well you see, my dear Tiggy. When a boy loves another boy very much, it makes him awkwardand have feelings in his penis and !Sam, why you use magic and glue Gary’s mouth shut?Is...
Gary, why Sam sweating?Well you see, my dear Tiggy. When a boy loves another boy very much, it makes him awkward and have feelings in his penis and !Sam, why you use magic and glue Gary’s mouth shut?I...
Sam never gonna find a boyfriend, Tiggy said. No one gonna take his flower.Don’t talk about my flower!