T.J. Klune Quote

Frodo: Mordor. I hope the others find a safer route. Sam: Strider will look after them.

She said. Daniel winced. Corey lifted his brows. Rafe only sputtered a laugh.

Charlie?''Uh-huh?''Do you like me?''Uh-huh.''You know what I mean?''Uh-huh.''Are you nervous?''Uh-huh.'

Daniel said, his voice low. Rafe sputtered a laugh. She glowered at him, then at Corey, who'd joined them, grinning as he heard. Even Daniel had to wipe away a smile. she said. Daniel said. I said....

Wonderful folk, Elves, sir! Wonderful!' 'They are,' said Frodo. 'Do you like them still, now you have had a closer view?

Gary’s eyes narrowed. I’m pretty sure I don’t like you.My world is crumbling, Ryan said. I might have laughed. Because sass.

Hey, Sam. Want to join me in the river? We can bathe before the sun sets and it gets too cold..What?Stay back, foul temptress!What?Er. Not you. Uh. I… sensed the presence of a succubus. Like, near her...

I glanced back at my merry little band of travelers. A hornless gay unicorn. A half-giant. A knight who was a jerk but that I wanted to have for breakfast.

Can you sign something? Nicole demanded. This paper? This napkin? My chest? My inner thighs or my wildest dreams? Whatever you want.

Another fairy flew up, carrying a spear and wearing a helmet and not much else. I thought about asking why he had armor on his head and not his balls, but I didn’t think that was proper etiquette whil...