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Gary, why Sam sweating?Well you see, my dear Tiggy. When a boy loves another boy very much, it makes him awkward and have feelings in his penis and !Sam, why you use magic and glue Gary’s mouth shut?Is that what was? Gosh! I just thought I was singing to myself!!

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Gary, why Sam sweating?Well you see, my dear Tiggy. When a boy loves another boy very much, it makes him awkward and have feelings in his penis and !Sam, why you use magic and glue Gary’s mouth shut?Is that what was? Gosh! I just thought I was singing to myself!!

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