Things were simpler then. And also very, very stupid.
Things are not as they seem. They are what they are.
The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.
The night was as black as the inside of a cat.
The Luggage said nothing, but louder this time.
That's the trouble, you see. When you've had hatred on your tongue for such a long time, you don't know how to spit it out.
TO CHANGE THE FATE OF ONE INDIVIDUAL IS TO CHANGE THE WORLD.
She was not, herself, hugely in favor of motherhood in general. Obviously it was necessary, but it wasn't exactly . Even cats managed it. But women acted as if they'd been given a medal that entitled...
Religion is not an exact science. Sometimes, of course, neither is science.
People said there had to be a Supreme Being because otherwise how could the universe exist, eh?And of course there clearly had to be, said Koomi, a Supreme Being. But since the universe was a bit of a...
Our skills, you will find, could be our jailers.
Open your eyes and then open your eyes again.
OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE, said Death. OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR?
Not much call for a barbarian hairdresser, I expect,' said Rincewind. 'I mean, no-one wants a shampoo-and-beheading.
Noble dragons don't have friends. The nearest they can get to the idea is an enemy who is still alive.
Ninety percent of true love is acute, ear-burning embarrassment.
Nanny Ogg was an attractive lady, which is not the same as being beautiful. She fascinated Casanunda. She was an incredibly comfortable person to be around, partly because she had a mind so broad it c...
Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.
Might have just been an innocent bystander, sir,’ said Carrot‘What, in Ankh-Morpork?’‘Yes, sir.’‘We should have grabbed him, then, just for the rarity value
Little crimes breed big crimes. You smile at little crimes and then big crimes blow your head off.