The boldest of the three moved suddenly, grabbed Angua and pulled her upright. We walk out of here unharmed or the girl gets it, all right? he snarled.Someone sniggered.I hope you're not going to kill...
Sometimes thinking is like talking to another person, but that person is also you.
Something Vimes had learned as a young guard drifted up from memory. If you to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that ma...
She taught me so much, she said to herself. She me as we were walking around after the sheep, and she told me all those things that I needed to know, and the first thing was to look after people. Of...
Religion is not an exact science. Sometimes, of course, neither is science.
Progress just means bad things happen faster.
One of the things that makes folks even more jolly is knowing there're people who ain't.
Not all questions are answered, commander, but fortunately some answers are questioned.
Noble dragons don't have friends. The nearest they can get to the idea is an enemy who is still alive.
Never trust a species that grins all the time. It’s up to something.
Nanny's philosophy of life was to do what seemed like a good idea at the time, and do it as hard as possible. It had never let her down.
Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.
My granny used to say if you’re too sharp you’ll cut yourself,
Most of the gods throw dice but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been using two queens all along. Fate wins.
Man just went past with a cat on his head,
It was a still night, tinted with the promise of dawn. A crescent moon was just setting. Ankh-Morpork, largest city in the lands around the Circle Sea, slept.That statement is not really true On the o...
It was a backwards memory of an event in his future so terrifying that it had generated harmonics of fear all the way along his lifeline.
Insanity is catching.
If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.
If the abnormal goes on long enough it becomes the normal.